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Boy : main kunwari larki k sath

Boy : Main kunwari larki k sath sex nahi karta..
Pata hai kyo ??
Boy: Kyo ke Main khuun kharana nahi passand karta

Raat ko ek larki

Raat ko ek larki ne car ko rukne ka ishara kia , car kareeb aa ke ruki tu larki boli " i am sorry Main samjhi taxi hai"
car wala bola " Main bhi yehi samjha tha

Sir to student:

Sir to student: batao Pyar ot ishq Main kiya farq hai?
Student: Sir pyar woh ha jo aap apni beti se karte hain
or ishq woh hai jo Main apki beti se karta ho

Masjid ki deewar pe

Masjid ki deewar pe lekha tha ager ap Gunnah se tang aa gaye hain tu Andar a jaye.
Is ke neachay lipstick se lekha tha .. ager nahi tu samnay wale ghar Main aa jaye

Sardar ji ko sarak

Sardar ji ko sarak k kinaray peeshab kartay dehk kar 1 larki rasra badalnay lagi.
Sardar ji bole ,
" DARYE MAT AP JIS SE DAR RAHI HAIN USEY Main NE PAKRA HUA HA

Yaad hai main

Yaad hai Main tumhare ghar Main aya tha . tum chair par soyi hoi thi .

Maine tumhari Naak Main ungli ki tum ne kaha yeh naak nahi hai Maine kaha yeh ungli nahi ha :P

Maine Kaha Dilruba

Maine Kaha Dilruba

Usne kaha BAlance Bhejwa

Maine kaha Paise Nahi

Usne Kaha Kaise nahi

Maine Kaha Mehangai Hai

Usne kaha tu Mera Bhai ha

2 sardaron ko 2 bomb milay...

2 sardaron ko 2 bomb milay...

1 sardar: chal police ko de atay hain.

2nd sardar: agar koi bomb rastay Main phat gaya to?

1 sardar: jhoot bol deinge k 1 hi mila tha.

Boy to a Girl :

Boy to a Girl : ager Main tumhari sirf kiss karu tu tum kia socho gi?
Girl : I will think ek bewakof jo purra USA ghoom sakta tha airport se hi wapis chala gaya

BALOCHI KI NIYAT!!

BALOCHI KI NIYAT!!

Main Niyat karta hoon 2 punjabi marane ki ,

6 rocket fire farz ,

wasatay Bugti Uncle ke ,

Muu mera kohloo sharif ki taraf

mobile repair kerne

mobile repair kerne wale ko lose motion ho jayeen to woh doctor se kaise explain kere ga???

"doctor sb subah subah se miss calls aa rahi hain
outgoing Main taklif ho rahi he
subah se nye nye ringtones bheg rahe hain
aur pait Main balance nahi bach raha he
jitna bhi rechage kro utna kharch ho jata he"

bikari : 50 paise de

bikari : 50 paise de de ,Maine 3 din se khana nahi khaya baba
marvadi : 50 paise nahi 5 rupaye dunga,pehle yeh bata 50 paise mein khana kaha milta hai…”??

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