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aap kahin bohat zarori kaam

aap kahin bohat zarori kaam say ja rahay hain lakin achanak apk rastay Main aik kali billi aa jay tu iska kia matlab hai?
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sochain ahi aur sochain
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aray bhaee osay bhi koee zaroori kaam hoga isliay tu kahin ja rahi hai :)

Mehbob k hath may hai kalion ki mala....

Mehbob k hath may hai kalion ki mala....

Zara ghor frMain...

Mehbob k hath may hai kalion ki mala.............

"BAITHO BAITHO LIAO DAALA"

Presure cooker ne karhai s

Presure cooker ne karhai se kaha: Itni kali ho koi cream qiun nahi use krti.Karhai: Main jitni b kali qiun na hon mujhe dekh kr seetiyan tu tum he martay ho!!

Meri aankhon ko

Meri aankhon ko sapne phir dikha gaya koi,

Bujhti sansoon Main mehak phir jaga gaya koi,

Kya ye such much pyar hai,

Ya Phir se "TOPI" pehna gaya koi.

Kisi nay dil badal liya,

Kisi nay dil badal liya,
Kisi nay dharkan badl li,

Aap k paas kuch nahin tha badalnay ko,
to
aap nay masjid Main ja kar chappal badal li:p

Hi, aap ki 1 Photo

Hi, aap ki 1 Photo chahiye jaldi send karo kion ke 1 kitab chaph rahe hae us ke Main page ke liye us kitab ka name hae

"Qabar ka Murda"

Saveray jaldi uth

Saveray jaldi uth k,Naha k,Saf Jay kapre pa k,Msjid ja,ALAH agay sajde pay k,Akhan band kar k,Sache Dil nal puch,"MOLA jadon tusi aqal vandi, Main kithe c"

Height of confidence

Height of confidence...Mallika sherawat gives handkerchief to tailor and asks to stitch 5 dresses...Tailor replies" wat 2 do with reMaining cloth....!!

Aj agar apka sms

Aj agar apka sms ayega to hi ham ROTI khain gae!!!

Sachi

Warna.........

Ghusay Main PANIR PARATHA AUR CHICKEN PALAO
k baad ICECREAM kha k PEPSI p k din guzaar len gae..

Zindagi main PAISA

Zindagi Main

PAISA

PYAR

DOST

Sab atay hain jatay hain

PAR

Totay howay DANT wapis nahi atay

Samajdar ho umeed hai SmS bhejty raho ge...

WHY R DOCTOR’S

WHY R DOCTOR’S PRESCRIPTIONS IMPOSSIBLE 2 READ??????????

ANS : BCOZ THEY HAVE AN EXCLUSIVE MSG ONLY 4 D CHEMISTS….
“MainE PATIENT KO LUT LIYA HAI,AB TERI BAARI HAI……..”

Gaon main Raat ko jab

Gaon Main
Raat ko jab
Maan baap sotay nahi han
To
Bacha kehta hei
Soja baapu so ja
Nahi to 1 aur ho jaiga.....

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