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Wife: Darling,

Wife: Darling, wht do u Like most among my natural hair, hot lips, speech, sense of humor or my beutiful eyes. . . . ? ? ?

Husband: Darling, tumhari ye mazak karne ki aadat hi mujhe sab se zyada pasand hai. . . ;-

A RoSe Rs. 10

A RoSe Rs. 10

A cArd Rs. 25

A lUnch Rs. 200

MoviE Rs. 150

But A fRen Like U iS *pRicElEss*

ZyAdA uRRo mAt.. PricElEss BolE tO *PhokAt kA mAAl* =P

There Is A Master Blaster Block Buster Film "SANWARIYA"..

There Is A Master Blaster Block Buster Film "SANWARIYA"..
And We Present In Pakistan Name "BANDARIYA"..
So The Tittle Song Like This...
Pinjre Main Bithake,
Patton Se Saja Ke,
Kutton Se Bacha Ke,
Le Jayega Aik Din Zoo Se Churake Jiyaaa...
Bandariya Ha Ha Ha Ha...
Bandariyan Ho Ho Ho Ho...
Bandariyan Hooooo Bandaariya...

:#: A friend

:#: A friend

ll is Like

( o ) a

( ? ) Guitaar

So

So

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So

So

uski.

BAJATAY RAHO..;-)

If You R 18 Years Old then scroll and read the mail other wise plz leave here....

If You R 18 Years Old then scroll and read the mail other wise plz leave here....

are U 18 Years Old?

if

YES

Then Scroll down

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I again Advice you if you are not 18 plz go back!

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ok as u Like now see this

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NADRA

National Database & Registration Authority, Pakistan

Agar aap ne apna CNIC (Computerized National Identity Card) abhi tak nahin banwaya tau foran banwa Lain...

as Govt. of Pakistan has rule that CNIC holder must be 18 yrs OLD ...

Tention Door Ho gayee na!!! Ha ha ha ha

Marriage s like

Marriage s Like
going to Resturant
U order Ur choice
from d menu & then
look at d neighbouring table & wish
KASH YE ORDER KIA HOTA

Marriage s like

Marriage s Like
going to Resturant
U order Ur choice
from d menu & then
look at d neighbouring table & wish
KASH YE ORDER KIA HOTA

LIFE IS 5 STAR . . .

LIFE IS 5 STAR . . .

KIND STAR IS
MOTHER,ACTION STAR IS FATHER,ULTEMATE STAR IS
TEACHER,TOP STAR ISLOVER&THE SUPER STAR IS
FRIEND Like "hAmY" ;->

eXams r thereat da paper u starethe

eXams r thereat da paper u starethe

answer is no wherewhich makes u

pull ur hairthe grades r not

fairbut just Like da past 14

years

we don''t care ;->

Q: Why is Christmas jus

Q: Why is Christmas just Like a day at the office?

A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. . . ;-> a day at the office?

A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. . . ;->

Q: Why is Christmas jus

Flower dies,

Flower dies,

stories end,

songs fade,

memories r 4goten,

all things come to end,

but precious people Like u,

. . . Chipak hi jate hain.

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