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Man to barber: cut my hair short.
Barber: how short u would Like to?
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man: So short that my wife cannot pull them...
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Dentist''s Advice on Secret of Good Health:

Alwys treat your toothbrush Like a b0yfriend.
Dont let anybody else use it & get a new 1 every 3 months.! B-)
A Beautiful Girl is
Like a Dirty Thousand Rupee Note..
U dont Know How Many Used it
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But U still Want it.
Marriage is Like a public toilet





Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..
Beautiful Girls Don''t Like to Study Because....

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They Knows K Dunya K Kisi Konay Main.

Koi Na Koi Gadha, Unke Liye Parh He Raha Hoga. :-)
Signs of a suicide bomber given by Police

1) they Look healthy due to packings inside

2)wearing new unwashed clothes

3) new haircut n face shave

4) they do not speak or engage in talk

5) Recite something in their mouth

Keep an eye on your surroundings and when you see someone Like mentiond above

Tey tusi v kalma par lena tawada v time agya g .... =P ;)
Position of a Husband

Is just Like a Split AC

No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor

He is designed to remain Silent indoor...
3 Lessons Form "3 Idiots" Movie:


1. Do Any Work With Passion and Choice.

2. Believe in Yourself.

3. Always Have One Idiot Friend Like You! :-)
man:I''d Like to buy som dog food

Salesman: do u''ve dog?

Man:Yes

sale:Wr?

Man:home

Sale:i''m sory cnt sel u unles i c dog.Store policy

next day

man:do u''ve cat food?

Sale:whr''s cat?

Man:home

Sales:sory can''t sel u unles I c cat

3day man walks in wid bag

Sale:Wts in bag?

Man: put ur hand in

Sale:It''s warm and moist Wat is it?

Man: p0tty!! I need toilet paper.... =P ;->
Heart Of Boys are Like a Temple !!

Holy
Truthful
Pure




That''s Why



When Boys Say.
''I Love You''.

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Girls Remove Their Sandals.
A person in toilet hears from adjacent toilet
Hi, how r u?
he is embarassed and says doin, just fine...

So what r u up to?
well, just sitting Like you....

Can i come over?
No, no i am kinda busy now !!

listen, i have to call u back.
There is an idiot in other toilet who is
answering my questions.. ;->
A person in toilet hears from adjacent toilet
Hi, how r u?
he is embarassed and says doin, just fine...

So what r u up to?
well, just sitting Like you....

Can i come over?
No, no i am kinda busy now !!

listen, i have to call u back.
There is an idiot in other toilet who is
answering my questions.. ;->