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Boy: I am not rich

Boy: I am not rich Like rohit, I don''t even have a bid car Like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit

girls are like phones.

girls are Like phones.
girls are Like phones. we Like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u''ll be disconnected

Ppl say opposite attracts...

Ppl say opposite attracts...
So I sincerely ''HOPE''
you meet somebody
who is attractive,
honest,
intelligent,
and
cultured

Not Like U Jahil :P

Sweet like honey, Costly like money,

Sweet Like honey,
Costly Like money,
Blessing Like shower,
Smiling Like flower,
Cool Like ice,
a friend so nice,
guess WHO,

"ofcourse Me"
" Not U"

Put Ur Hand On A Hot

Put Ur Hand On A Hot Stove For A Minute, It Seems Like An Hour...
But
Sit Wid A Pretty Girl For An Hour, It Seems Like A Minute...

That''s Reality.... ;->

The worst way of missing some one is...

The worst way of missing some one is...

Like sitting next to a sexy babe and you cant have her. ;->

A brAnd nEw lOve stOry STARRING

A brAnd nEw lOve stOry
STARRING

George w bUsh..!

Condeliza Rize..

Tony Blair..

Pamela Anderson..

SPECIAL GUEST APPEARANCE-----

BilL Clinton..

AND INTRODUCING VILLAIN----

Bin Laden..

MUSIC BY----

Gen.Parvez Reshamiya

ITEM NUMBER BY----

Monica Levinsky

KABHI AL-KHAEDA NA KEHNA-(a bomb that broke all relations!)

CASSETTES ND CD''S ONLY ON "AL-jazeera"

FEATURING ALL NEW HITS Like--

''Lets go blasting tonight..!

A mobile is like a

A mobile is Like a woman, Talks non-stop, Costs a fortune, Disturbs when u r busy
n When U need it urgently
There is no service . . . ;->

A girl askd her boyfrnd:

A girl askd her boyfrnd: "Wat do u Like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"

He looked at her frm top to toe and replied:"I Like ur sense of humour.." :P

How lazy people like u wash face in the winter season?

How lazy people Like u wash face in the winter season?

They stand infront of da mirror, throw da water on da mirror & say
Oh God sooooooooooo cold water ;->

What if the

What if the I.T. industry starts producing movies?
Some Film titles may be Like these:

· Login Karo Sajna
· Naukar PC Ka
· 1942 -- A Bug Story
· Kaho Na Virus Hai
· Crash Se Crash Tak
· Haan Meine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai
· Shaheed Hacker Singh
· Password De Ke Dekho
· Terminal Apna Login Parayi
· Mr. Network Lal
· PC Sajaake Rakhna
· Hackers'' Ka Raja Debuggers'' Ki Rani
· Kyonki Mein Debug Nahin Karta
· Phir Teri Java-scripting Yaad Aayi
· Meri Disc Tumhare Paas Hai . . . ;->

I Like You I Like You

I Like You

I Like You

I Really Like You

I Really Really Like you....

Kyunki Geeta mai likha hai

"PAAP SE NAFRAT KARO PAAPI SE NAHI"..!!!

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