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When a black cat falls

When a black cat falls
down,wat will the white cat say..???

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Dont start thinking Like an idiot. it will only say....

Meaaaoooon....

1st day ur friendship was like a drop

1st day ur friendship was Like a drop

2nd day its Like River

3rd day its Like Sea

4th day its Like an Ocean

NowIts Like sunami

HELP!

HELP!

HELP!

"The powers of mind

"The powers of mind

r Like the rays of d sun dissipated.

When they r concentrated,

they illuminate"

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Moral: dont concentrate too much,

it wil burn ur boo

Boy:Im not rich like Noman, i dont

Boy:Im not rich Like Noman, i dont

even have a big car Like Noman,but

i really love U!

Girl:thats ok but tell me more about Noman..!

Boy:Im not rich like Noman, i dont

Boy:Im not rich Like Noman, i dont

even have a big car Like Noman,but

i really love U!

Girl:thats ok but tell me more about Noman..!

Girls are like roads,

Girls are Like roads,more the curves,more the dangerous they are.

Girls are like roads,

Girls are Like roads,more the curves,more the dangerous they are.

U r sweet like Tom,

U r sweet Like Tom,

cute Like Jerry,

Naughty Like BugsBunny,

Clever Like Alladin,

Strong Like Popye,

In Short,

Chalte phirte cartoon hain aap...!:-D

Pathaan''s wish: when i die,

Pathaan''s wish: when i die,
I wana die Like
my grandpa who died peacefuly in
his sleep not screamin Like
all d passengers
in d bus he
was driving ;->

A guy takes his wife to

A guy takes his wife to a football game for the first time.
After the game he asked his wife how she Liked the game.
Oh, I really Liked it, she said, but I just couldnt understand why they were fighting for 25 cents.
What do you mean?
They kept screaming:Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back.

There was a couple.

There was a couple. They were very happy and everyone thought they would end up together. But the girl left him. He was all heart-broken cos he thought he had found true love! After his chic breaks up with him, he feels Like peeing. So he goes to the restroom. He suddenly realizes that the zipper of his pants have vanished!! how did this happen????

kyonki..Yaar bina chain kahan re, pyaar bina chain kahan re..!!

There was a couple.

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