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What Is a kiss? In view of

What Is a kiss? In view of
Geometry:
" Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips!

Economics:
" kiss is that thing for which DEMAND is always higher than SUPPLY!

Physics:
" kiss is the process of charging a human body"

Computer:
" Like a LAN , in which 2 bodies r connected without any DATA CABLE"

A Girl asks boy

A Girl asks boy: What do ya Like in me ??

Boy: Those 2 big white balls having 2 little dots in it

Girl : What ?

Boy: yaar your Beautiful Eyes

U r BEST Heart Surgeon

U r BEST Heart Surgeon In the World , Beacause You Made a Place In My Heart Without CUTING and SPILLING blood . I am Lucky 2 have a Cute Friend Like You

There r 101 reasons 2

There r 101 reasons 2 miss some1but v need just 1 reason 2 hate some1But 2 remember a friend Like UI don''t need any reasonI Simply say"Meri Mat Mari Gai c"

There r 101 reasons 2

There r 101 reasons 2 miss some1but v need just 1 reason 2 hate some1But 2 remember a friend Like UI don''t need any reasonI Simply say"Meri Mat Mari Gai c"

A gud frnd iz like a Donkey,

A gud frnd iz Like a Donkey,

bcoz a gud friend carries the load of dificulties and pains in friendship.

U do same & U r my gud frnd,so U r my cute Donkey GUD LUK

Girlfriend’s r like

Girlfriend’s r Like an Internet virus
They Entry Ur life
Scan Ur pocket,
Transfer Ur money,
Edit Ur mind,
Download their problems,
Deletes Ur smile,
& Hang u 4ever….

wife was about to

wife was about to give birth to a baby.

husband: If it looks Like u, it would be great.

wife: If it looks Like u, it would be a miracle.

U know i saw sumone in a coffee shop

U know i saw sumone in a coffee shop

Really good lookin

Very SmartSo Delightful

More Like a Celebrity

I walked nearer...

Damn !

THESE MIRRORS YAAR!

as i watched da ants

As I watched da ants crawl up da wall,I noticed dat no matter how busy dey r, dey still communicate wid each other.Hope v''ll b Like them,in touch..Always. . .

2 Men searchig for

2 Men searchig for their lost wifes 1st: how''s ur wife look Like?2nd:beautiful,bold,tall,blue eyes.What about urs?1st: Meri nu maar goli,chal teri labiye :-D

A rose Rs.7

A rose Rs.7
A card Rs.25
A Lunch Rs.200
Movie Rs.150
But a Friend Like u is "Priceless"
Zyada urho mut
priceless bole to "FOKAT"

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