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''On this special day

''On this special day
When the world is filled with
Love, hope and joy

I would Like to express
My appreciation and care

For the most wonderful person
In the whole wide world

Wont you please be my valentine''

''Marriage is like a public toilet

''Marriage is Like a public toilet

Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..

''HUSBAND

''HUSBAND and WIFE are Like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….

''You are cute like TOM Sweet like JERRY

''You are cute Like TOM
Sweet Like JERRY
Naughty Like BUGS BUNNY
Strong lke POPEYE
Innocent Like TWEETY
In short
U are a full time cartoon''

When Stars Shine at Night in the Sky,

When Stars Shine at Night in the Sky,
My Body Blasts Like a Bomber.

Is Sher Main Mohtarma Naseebo Laal Farmati Hain K:

Jado Raat Nu Niklan Taray,

Mera Badan Patakay Maray. :-)

Roses r red,

Roses r red,
Voiles r blue,
Monkeys Like u,
Should be kept in zoo,
Don’t get angry u’ll find me there too
Not in cage but laughing on u.

Two friends billooo

Two friends billooo & tillooo went to school for appearing in English exam ( 7th standard ) . They had crammed an essay of "MY BEST FRIEND". But unfortunately , in the question-paper it was written as......

Q: write an essay on "MY FATHER"in just 30-45 words .

So billooo was utterly confused & nervous... what to do !!!

Tillooo gave an idea . . . . just write the essay My best friend & just keep on replacing the word friend with the father.....

So this was how billooo & tillooo wrote the essay "MY FATHER"......

Fathers & fathers are everywhere , but good fathers are very rare . I have so many fathers , but my best father is pyarelal. He is my neighbour. He often comes to my home & my mother Likes him very much....

Three Things i LIKE about YOU 1.

Three Things i
Like about YOU
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2.

3.

Arey Yaar kuchh to acha kiya hota zindagi mein

BOY : May I hold your hand?

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn''t heavy.

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what''s your phone number??

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance Like this forever.
BOY : Don''t you ever want to improve??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

Sincere Apology:

Sincere Apology: If u dont Like any of my SMS n dont Like 2 read,
then plz dont hesitate,
feel free to..... throw ur mobile!!

LIFE IS LIKE A MOVIE

LIFE IS Like A MOVIE
WHEN U R SAD ITS MELODRAMA
WHEN ANGRY ITS ACTION
WHEN AFRAID ITS THRILLER
WHEN CONFUSE ITS SUSPENSE
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HORROR...(heheheheh)
NOW U SMILING haina...THATS COMEDY

I like 3 things...

I Like 3 things...

Pizza...

Pepsi...

& you...

Pizza to eat...

Pepsi to drink...

& you to clean the table.Hahaha.

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