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Doctor: U Look Exactly

Doctor: U Look Exactly Like My Third Wife.

Lady: How Many Wives Do You Have?

Doc : Two...

MoRaL : Express Smart Ideas , SmarTLy ..

Girl anounced her

Girl anounced her engagement. Father: Does this fellow have any money?
Girl: Oh! Daddy, U men are all aLike, that''s exactly what he asked me about you!

If u don’t have a gf/b

If u don’t have a gf/bf, don’t have a nice job, don’t Like partying & dancing, just have a boring life, then don’t worry just log on to
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Roses are Laal

Roses are Laal
Sky is neela
Your mind is Like
Khali Patila.

Bura maan Liya
Okay.

Roses are red
Water is Cool
I''m handsome
n U''re fool

Lo thora aur bura maan lo!

What is the diff

What is the diff. between dava & daru?
Ans: Dava is Like girlfriend that comes with expiry date.
Daru is Like WIFE, jitni PURANI hogi UTNA sir CHAD ke bolegi...

Put Your Hand On A Hot Stove For A Minute, It Seems Like An Hour.

Put Your Hand On A Hot Stove For A Minute, It Seems Like An Hour.

But

Sit With A Pretty Girl For An Hour, It Seems Like A Minute.

THAT''S RELATIVITY . . . ;-

Teacher: What''s The enifit Of Eating SPINACH . . . ???

Teacher: What''s The enifit Of Eating SPINACH . . . ???

Student: Eat SPINACH & U''ll Grow Up Big & Strong Like POPYE

But

U''ll Also End Up Wid A GirlFriend Like OLIVE . . . ;->. . ;->

Let us b Generous like dis:

Let us b Generous Like dis:
4 Ants r moving through a forest. They see an ELEPHANT comin towrds them.
1st Ant says:V should KILL him.
2nd Ant says: No,Lets break his LEG alone.
3rd Ant says:No, V''ll just throw him away from our path.
4th Ant says: No, V''ll LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR ;->

I LOVE U I WANT U I LIKE U

I LOVE U

I WANT U

I Like U

I MISS U

I TALK U

All these sentences r the examples of "PRESENT INDEFINITE "
2moro we wil study "PRESENT CONTINOUS" ;-

10 things i like about you :-

10 things i Like about you :-

1 . You are a nice person with a wonderful heart

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Bas mein ek din mein ek he jhoot bolta hoon . . . ;->

Men are like small

Men are Like small children. You bring a new one home and the ones already there resent it.

Girls are like phones. . .

Girls are Like phones. . . .

We love to be held. . .

Talked too. . .

But

if you press the wrong button you''ll be disconnected. . . ;-

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