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GIRLS ARE Like...

Girls are Like phones, we Like to be held and talked too, but if you press the wrong button you''ll be disconnected
Girl asks her lover, will you love me Like this after marriage also? Boy: Yes, only if your husband does not have any problem.
Why do men Like love at first sight


Because he knows its all over as soon as she opens her mouth
I Like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one!
A sardar wanted to sell his old battered Maruti car which had done more than
100,000 kms. Since no body was inclined to buy it, he approached his friend to
help him dispose it off. The friend advised him to have the mileage meter
reading reduced to around 30,000 kms so that he could tell the prospective
customer that it has been used sparingly. The sardar Liked the idea. A few
weeks later the same friend met him and enquired whether he was able to
dispose off his car. The sardar replied, "Are you mad? Who sells a car which
has done only 30000 kms
1 love me
2 hate me
3 miss me
4 need me
5 adore me
6 Like me
7 feel me
8 wana hug me
9 wana kiss me
10 wanna kill me
send ur best 3 answers
EXAMS ARE Like GIRL FRIENDS;

1. TOO MANY QUESTIONS.

2. DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND.

3. MORE EXPLANATION IS NEEDED.

4. RESULT IS ALWAYS FAIL!
Friedship is just Like wine.. as it gets older it gets sweter.. just Like you and me.. you are gettind older and i am getting sweeter
Heartbeats are countless
....
Spirits are ageless
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Dreams are endless
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Memories are timeless
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A friend Like you
.......
Shameless!!!
Friends are Like fish...u have to sit patiently and 4 a long time to find a gud one...JUS Like I CAUGHT U!!!SO BETTER STAY NICE OR I''LL FRY U
Husband And Wife are Like two tyres of a vehicle.

Even if one punctures , the vehicle can''t move further

So intelegent men always carry a stephny with them . :)
Santa: Oye Banta don''t marry that girl, she is Like a TAXI.
Banta: Choti si to city hai yaar... kitni chali hogi?