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Attitude of girls:

When a boy sends dirty sms
she laughs for 10 minutes,
forward dat to her friends n
then replies the boy.
“i dont Like that kind of sms ok?” :p ;->
Hitler says,
“There is no word Like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary”
Sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?
“Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na”:D
Flowers die,
Stories end,
Songs fade,
Memories are forgotten,
All things come 2 end,
But people Like u r remembered forever,
Bcoz GHOSTS NEVER DIE
What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is Like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is Like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.


A man sees a fat man
sitting in a train cabin.

Taunting, he asks:
Is this cabin for elephants only!

Fat man humbly replies:
No!Even monkeys Like you can sit!
Qualities a friend must have:
Cute as crocodile.
Smart as donkey.
Active as turtle.
Fit as hippo.
Matured as monkey.
Sincerity Like dog.
No doubt you are my good friend
Wen a black cat falls down from 60 feet
wat wil de white cat say











Don''t think Like a philosphr
cat will only say


MEeeaAOOon;-)
Great students Like Us , work on the principle of rockets
It doesn''t mean we aim for the skys
It means we don''t start studying unless our tail is on fire
hahaha
Press down
if u Like me

So u Like me


so sweet


Ok
u can stop


Enough plz
Stop it


this is 2 much



Oh my God


Ok Ok
i Like u 2


Uff,Crazy fans..
Career is Like a light
and Girls are Like shadows!

If you''ll follow
the shadows you''ll
miss the light.

And if you''ll follow the light shadows will follow you!
You Know That
Old Saying

"Strike While The Iron
Is Hot ??"

Well That''s A Pretty
Dumb Sating

Coz

"I''ll Betcha
A Cold Iron Will Hurt
Like Hell Too" ;->
MEN''s TOP 7 LIES:

1. It wont happen again

2. I m single

3. She is jus a frnd

4. Im Sorry

5. I Like u

6. I dont wanna loose U

7. Im telin d truth;-)