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Once during the tea break

Once during the tea break between india and pakistan match....
Afridi wanted biscuits wid his tea...
Inspite of asking Sachin for the biscuits who was close by to the biscuits pLate... He called Inzy who was standin far away....
why so...?

socho.....

socho socho.........

coz "HAQ SE MANGO PRIYA GOLD"... ;-

Guest:

Guest: “Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?“

Hotel Host: “I can‘t imagine, unless it‘s because you have the pLate he usually eats from.“

Latest News On GeO. . .

Latest News On GeO. . .

"Mushta''el Afraad Ne Karachi Main . . .

Samandar Main Aag Laga Di "

GeO Ab Lambi Lambi Chorh Kr GeO . . . ;->

Height Of Stupidity

Height Of Stupidity

“ Munnabhai: Ae circuit yeh kutte poonch kyun hiLate hain?
Bole to Dog tail shaking WHY?

Circuit: Common sense hai bhai ab poonch kutte ko to nahi hila sakti hai
na.

Lady Secretary: "Sir, It‘s ur wife‘s call. . .

Lady Secretary: "Sir, It‘s ur wife‘s call. . .
She Wants To Kiss U On The Phone. . . "

Boss: "I''m Busy. . . .
U May Take The Message & Pass It On To Me, Later. . . " ;->

Late Bed Wakings,

Late Bed Wakings,

Slight Breakfasts,

Bus stand figures,

Foot Board Travels,

Late Attendance,

Long intervals,

Sharing Canteen Foods,

Many Proposals,

Mobiles in Silent mode,

Late night Chats,

Some misunderstandings,

Correcting Friends,

For exams micro slips,

Struggle for marks,

Prestige in arrears,

Mass Bunk,

Saturday Date,

Enjoying Arguments,

Freshers with fear.

Farewell with tears.

''''University life is nothing but heaven'''' :)

What''s The Difference Between

What''s The Difference Between A Man Jumping From 1st Floor And A Man Jumping From 10th Floor . . . ???

Former Goes [HIT] ''''AAAAAAA''''
While
The Later Goes ''''AAAAAAA'''' [HIT] ;->

A mother and son

A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the living room.
Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking pLates, then complete silence.

The daughter turned to look at her father.
Daughter: It''s mummy!
Father: How do you know?
Daughter: She didn''t say anything ;->

How do you convert a BUS into a female ??

How do you convert a BUS into a female ??
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Come Late to the bus stop.. BUS MISS ho Jaayegi... !

Teacher:

Teacher:woh dekho udhar sunder ladki khadi hai.
Isko PUNJABI me transLate karo.
student:woh dekho saalo TODI BHABHI KHADI HAI

Philosophy of life..

Philosophy of life..

At the beginning of relationship, every girl treats her boyfriend as GOD, Later somehow
alphbets get reversed..

We had Submissions in college.

We had Submissions in college.

No one could complete on time,

The girl who submitted her submission first was given a " Late" remark.

Next guy was given a " very Late" remark.

And the next was a " very very Late" remark.

And fortunately, For the guy who submitted the last, was given a "LateST" remark :->

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