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A boy goes to his

A boy goes to his dads friend Late nite,he is told to sleep in baby''s room,but he refused n slept in TV lounge to avoid baby kid.Next morning he saw a young,charming n very pretty girl on the breakfast table.The boy asked,who r u?
Im the baby,n u?
Mai ullu ka pattha!

According 2 the latest

According 2 the Latest research NISWAAR helps in improving eye sight

EVIDENCE :-PESHAWAR main chaand 1 din pehlay nazar aa jata hay...

Danton ko bachanay k 3 tareekay

Danton ko bachanay k 3 tareekay

1..Rozana Brush karna

2..ChocLate or sweets kam khana

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Muj se kabhi panga na lena...
So keep sending sms and smile wid all 32 teeth..!!

To be a "Good professional

To be a "Good professional", always start to study Late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!

How Paki''s professors speak English:

How Paki''s professors speak English:
*don’t dare talk in front of my back!
*both of u three get out of the class!
*y r u so Late……say yes or no!
*take 5cm wire of length!!
*all of u stand in a straight circle!
*quiet…..the principal jst passed away!
*I hav 2 daughters both of them are girls.........

Mama: Beta khaana Khaogay?

Mama: Beta khaana Khaogay?

Beta: Nhi

Mama: Acha Mithae khaogay?

Beta: Nhi

Mama: Acha Icecream?

Beta: Nhi

Mama: ChocoLate?

Beta: Nhi naaaaa

Mama: Baap pe gaya hai THAPPAR hee khayga.....

Teacher: If u have

Teacher: If u have 12 chocLates and u give 4 each to reena, meena and teena what will u have
Student: Three new girlfriends.... ;->

Latest poem in SCHOOL.

Latest poem in SCHOOL.
Twinkle twinkle little STAR.I just went to ROYAL BAR.Quarter rates are up so HIGH.
So drink a beer with chicken FRY

Latest poem in SCHOOL.

Latest poem in SCHOOL.
Twinkle twinkle little STAR.I just went to ROYAL BAR.Quarter rates are up so HIGH.
So drink a beer with chicken FRY

Lub khamosh ho jate

Lub khamosh ho jate hai jab tum samne ate ho!
dil dhadkta hai jab nigahein miLate ho!
saans ruk jati hai jab muskurate ho!
Heart patient hun
itna kyo darate ho?

TeAch3r: Tum Late Q aye?

TeAch3r: Tum Late Q aye?

StUd3nt: Ammi aBBu Lar rAh3 thAy

T3Ach: Wo Lar rAh3 thAy tO Tum Lat3 Q ayE?

StUd: Kya krtA m3rA
1 jOtA amMi k pAss thA Or 1 aBu k pAsS... ;->

Biryani kana y ki dua!

Biryani kana y ki dua!
Niyat karta hoon Main 4 pLate biryani ki,
Vastey 15,20 boti"k",
Bama zarda,raita aurbb salad"k"
Muon mara deigh ki taraf,
Bismillah

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