Late SMS Messages361 messages

A sardar wanted to sell his old battered Maruti car which had done more than
100,000 kms. Since no body was inclined to buy it, he approached his friend to
help him dispose it off. The friend advised him to have the mileage meter
reading reduced to around 30,000 kms so that he could tell the prospective
customer that it has been used sparingly. The sardar liked the idea. A few
weeks Later the same friend met him and enquired whether he was able to
dispose off his car. The sardar replied, "Are you mad? Who sells a car which
has done only 30000 kms
Girl comes Late to the class.
prof: y r u Late ?
girl: A boy was following me sir.
Prof:then y u r Late ?
girl: that boy was walking slowly sir.
Girl comes Late to the class.
prof: y r u Late ?
girl: A boy was following me sir.
Prof:then y u r Late ?
girl: that boy was walking slowly sir.
Pappu: Bapu idhar aa...
Jeeto: Aise nahin bolte beta, daddy ko izzat se buLate hai.
Pappu: Bapu, izzat ke sath idhar aaja
What happened 2 ur network?
I tried 2 call u
but the operator
said "Welcome 2 the jungle,
the monkey u r
trying to call is
on the tree....Plz try Later."
• When I send SMS to u, it doesn''t mean that u have to do the same... U can also send fruits, drinks, pizza, chocoLates by courier. DD & Cheques r also accepted
The breeze has awakened the earth, and sun has coloured our world. The birds have added melody to the morning & I hope I am not Late to wish you Gud Morning
Mistakes r embarsin wen dey happen,
but years Later wen u hav a collection
of mistakes called Experience which leads u to
((((((SUCCESS)))))
An old to Doc: Doc, I think I''m getting senile. Several times Lately, I have forgotten to zip up.
Doc: That''s not senility. Senility is when you forget to zip down
Maths Teacher asked ALI : if u have 12 chocLates

and

u give 5 to sarah.
3 to sadaf
and
4 to Sonia
than what will u get?


Ali replied: 3 NEW GIRL FRIENDS !!
Cycle chaLate waqt handle ko dekho
Ladki patate waqt sandle ko dekho
if u dnt smoke,
dnt drink,
dnt have gurl frnd,
dnt play cards,
no Late nites,






then visit our site..
www.paida ku howa.com