Late SMS Messages361 messages

Relations are all about three things

Relations are all about three things:
Winning,Losing and Sharing.
Winning Trust
Losing ego
and Sharing joy n sorrow..
So always be reLated.. :)

As the candle light flame,

As the candle light flame,
Ur life may always be happiness claim;

As the mountain high,
U move without sigh;
like the white linen flair,
Purity is always an affair;
As sunshine creates morning glory,
fragrance fills years as flory;
with the immacuLate eternal smile,
attached to u mile after mile;
All darkness is far away,
As light is on its way;

Wish all of u a very happy Ramadan

Ramadan Recipe

Ramadan Recipe
A Glass Of Care
A PLate Of Luv
A Spoon Of Peace
A Fork Of Truth &
A Bowl Of Duaas.
Mix With Spices Of Quraan.
Enjoy This Meal.
Ramadan Mubarak Ramadan Recipe
A Glass Of Care
A PLate Of Luv
A Spoon Of Peace
A Fork Of Truth &
A Bowl Of Duaas.
Mix With Spices Of Quraan.
Enjoy This Meal.
Ramadan Mubarak

Network Busy hony ki wajah se,

Network Busy hony ki wajah se,

Ho sakta hai k mera sms aapko Late mily.

Lekin aaj Wednesday 2 Sept ko Lazmi Aftaari mere Ghar karna hai..

Kal Meri Aftaari aapke ghar. Ok?

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours Later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

Sardar joined new job.

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till Late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked “what you did till evening?”
Sardar :”Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright”

Sardar sent a

Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.
Two seconds Later a report came
to his phone and he started dancing.
The report said, “DELIVERED”.

Interviewer asked sardarji:

Interviewer asked sardarji:
Which are the 2 Latest versions of java?

Sardarji: Marjava & Mitjava

Wife Running After

Wife Running After A Garbage Truck:
Am I Too Late For The Garbage?

Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.

Your network tariff has changed!

Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calcuLated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper!
Congrats You can make free calls!

A psychological study

A psychological study Has proved that all the donkeys, monkeys. idiots, mentals use their thumb to read sms. Don''t change ur finger, its too Late

Movie titles related to eng students:

Movie titles reLated to eng students:
exams - socha na tha,
classes - kabhi kabhi,
question papers - na tum jano na hum,
copying - yaarana,
maths2 - asambhav,
maths1 - mission impossible,
environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester - kuch to hai,
2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction - kal ho na ho,
1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class - dil mange more
fail - phir milenge

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