Late SMS Messages361 messages

Watch out

Watch out!
Defend urself!
3
2
1
. . .
TOO Late
I warned U!
U"ve just been strongly attacked by 1,000,000 of tightest hugs.
miss u dearie

isko english man translate

Teacher: isko english man transLate kro

"Saima ny kpry pehen lye hyn"

boys: "Oh! Shit we are Late" :->

A MAN''s Sad Story

A MAN''s Sad Story:

Yesterday was my Birthday

My Wife Didnt wish me nor did my kids

I went to Work & my friends Didnt,

I went to my cabin

My Secretary said:
Happy Birthday Boss

I felt Special

Than I was invited to Her Flat

She said:
Do U mind if I go into the Bedroom for a Minute?

I said:
OK

She came out a Few minutes Later with a large cake,

Followed by My Wife, Kids & All my Friends,

& I was Waiting for her

Sitting on the couch
.
.

NAKED

This is to formally

This is to formally announce that i have started accepting new year gifts& cash ,cheques dd and chocLates.Avoid the rushstart sending now

Question of the Day:

Question of the Day:

What is your Most Favorite Memory of 2009
That''s ReLated to Me.

Send It to Your Friends and get Interesting Memories.

But Reply Me 1st.

I M Holding On Ur R

I M Holding On Ur Rope
Got Me Ten Feet
Off The Ground

And I M Hearing
What U Say
But I Just Can''t
Make A Sound

U Tel Me That
U Need Me
Then
U Go And Cut Me Down
But Wait...

U Tel Me That
Ur Sory
Didn''t Think Id
Turn Around
And Say Late

That Its Too Late

To Appologize

Its To Late.

: EK Shakz Peeda

Q : EK Shakz Peeda (Born) Hova Japan main , Pala Bhara (growin) France main , Lekin Mara (Dead) Turkey main ????

Ans : Marhum ( Late ) [ Itz funny but its true ]

What Will Ur Husband

What Will Ur Husband say to u "ghoonghat utthaane k baad" at ur wedding night?
pick up any one number,i will tell u Later.

1,3,5,7,9,11,13,15,17,19,21

Answers:

1:me joruu ka ghulam ban k rahoonga

3:Uff me kahan phans gaya

5:I cant wait more

7:Betta tension naa lo

9:tumhare kitne boy friends the?

11:U r good but I love someone else

13:Hyeee me mar gaya

15:Ghoonghat waapas daal dega

17:My love for U is infinite

19:Bhootniiiiiiii

21:Tum Mujhe pehle kyuun nhi mili...

Hai Dum To Jawab

Hai Dum To Jawab BHEJO.
Is Sentence Ko English Me TransLate Karo.
" Ganje Ki Maang Me Sindoor "
Its A Challange 4 U... ;->

A - Roses

A - Roses
B - Tension
C - Understanding
D - Heart
E - Romance
F - Fight
G - Care
H - Money
I - Respect
J - Nothing
K - Freedom
L - Kids
M - Suche Mhbt
N - Satsfaction
O - Posesivens
P - Friendship
Q - Gifts
R - ChocoLates
S - Lots of Love (Gud Luck)
T - Pain
U - Happiness
V - Rudeness
W - Kisses
X - Tears
Y - Attitude
Z - Forever Love

Read this n giv

Read this n giv an ans
A woman,while at d funeral of her mother meets a guy whm she did not know.She thot this guy was simply '' amazing'',vry much of her dream guy, she believed him to b just tht!She fel in lov wth him but nver asked for his number&could not find him.

.......A few days Later she kiled her FIRST sister.
Q:Wht z her motive in killng her sis?Reply must must must.ok coz after ur reply i wil tel u sumthng strange.

Beauty in things

"Beauty in things exist in the mind which contempLates them."
-David Hume (1711-1776)

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