Late SMS Messages361 messages

Two seater helicopter ek
qabristan main ghir kar
tabbah hogaya....
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Ek sardar g ko investigation k lye bheja gaya.......
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ek ghanta bad control room se
sardar g ko call ai aur Latest
update mangi gayi... .
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Sardar replied...Sir 930 lashain
nikal le gayi hain...baqion ko
nikalne k lye khudai jari hai...
Difference Between School &
College:
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In School If You Were Late,
You Had To Sit On Back
Bench..

But In College If You Were
Late,
You Had To Sit On First
Bench.. :)

woh haath me leke hiLate hai,

jinke paas nahi hai...

woh ungli dalke kam chaLate hai



BOLO KYA?



Dirty Mind …… It is ….. TOOTH BRUSH'
A dirty msg

1 cockroach hotel gya aur waiter sai kaha

1 pLate bulghum 1 fry nak or nuzla

1 glass vomating shake le aao

But hath safeguard se dho laina plz
“I Love Walking in Rain
So That No One Can See My Tears”,
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It’s a Bit Old One
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. Do You Know The Latest One??
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“I Love Walking in Any Season,
Because
Petrol is Now "78 INR" Per Litre”.
Albert Einstien önce said:

I can calcuLate every thing even the velocity of light..
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I can't calcuLate the timing of loadsheding in pakistan... :-D
Morning Time a Cup of Hot Hello,
A PLate
of
Crispy Wishes,
A Spoon
of
Sweet Smile
&
A Slice
of
Great Sucs's.
Only 4 U.
Enjoy
U'r day.
Professor to Students: "1 platform 2km lamba hy, Aandhi chal rahi hy 60km/h ki speed se, aur 1 train aai aur mashriq se maghrib ki taraf chali gayi. tou ab sawal yeh hy k meri umar kitni hy?"

Saaray Students hairaan ho kar aik doosre ki taraf dekhne lagay, 1 Student ne jawab dene k liye haath kharra kiaa.

Student: Sir apki umar 42 saal hy.

Professor: Good, lekin tum ne kese calcuLate kiaa?

Student: Sir humare ghar k pass 1 aadmi rehta hy, woh half mental hy aur uski umar 21 saal hy....
Friendship is
Not History to forget
Not Maths to CalcuLate
Not Language to TransLate
Only Chemistry that React between Hearts...
A Love Story

Lux & Rexona r lovers,lived in Safeguard 2000 apartment in Dettol street,
Lux's dad Capri & mama Palmolive fixed his marriage with Opal But Rexona's dad Lifebuoy & mama Camay decided Lux & Rexona's marriage in Dove registrar office.
Rexona's uncle Rin & aunty Pears signed as witness.
1 year Later Rexona gave birth 2 twins
they named them Johnson & Johnson
Moral
Maine app koo saray soaps k naam yaad karwa diye hain,ab tu mou dho le yar..!
MEZBAN:Lassi aap peete Nahi, chaey ham PiLate nahi, Roti ka time nahi,Botal ka mosam nai,
Ab btayn kia khidmat karen?
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MEHMAN:Easy load h kerwa do
cute relationship is when someone is angry with you
and says..
" i'll never talk to u"

and Later

comes back to you just to inform ..
"i'm still angry"