Late SMS Messages361 messages

teacher

Teacher: Urdu mein transLate karo,
"Dear look at that girl.. She is beautiful"

Student:

"jani !!! Bacchi to dekh ...
Tabahi hy tabahi....

SoMe

LiFe Is LiKe A
cHoCoLate BoX

EaCh ChOcOLate iS lIkE
a PoRtIoN oF lIfE

SoMe ArE cRuNcHy
SoMe ArE nUtTy
SoMe ArE sOfT
bUt
AlL aRe DELICIOUS

gOoD mOrNiNg (:

picture

A woman shoots her
husband. Then she holds
him under water for over
5 minutes. Finally, she
hangs him. But 5 minutes
Later they both go out and
enjoy a wonderful dinner
together.

How can this be?

Answer Updated :

She took a picture of him (shoots a picture.)
Then she held the picture/film under water to develop.
Finally she hung the picture to dry.

Latest Versions of Java

Computer teacher to sardar:What are the three Latest versions of java ?

Sardar:
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MarJava,MitJava,LutJava...

A Man Came Home Late

A Man Came Home Late At Night After A Party. His Wife Yelled: "How Would You Feel If You Don't See Me For Two Days?" The Man Couldnt Believe His Luck: 'That Would Be Great'! Monday Passed And He Didnt See Her...... Tuesday And Wednesday Passed Too..... On Thursday His Swelling Became Better And Now He Could See Her From The Corner Of One Eye... =P

I miss my frnz..

I miss my frnz..

Bcz......They open their ansr sheet during papr & say"Le chap le jldi wrna latak jyga"..

Apna homwrk kr k copy dety or kehty"kal homwrk kr lena wrna sir clas se nikal dngy"..

Cafe me break k wkt apni pLate mjhy dete hue khty"Le kha.Apne pese qabar me lejana"..

Jb lrai hoti to dusri desk pe bthty or kehte"Dost dost na rha pyar pyar na rha"..

Last day ankhon me nami or hoton pe sawal"Tu mjhy bhol to nhi jyga na??

Pathan Ka Interview Tha

Pathan Ka Interview Tha...
Sawal Aya:

English Me TransLate Karo...
"Main Nokari K Liye
Bohat Umeed Se Hon."

Pathan:
I Am Pregnent For The Job..!!:)=P

pathan to pessenger

Pessenger :

Agr Sub Trains Late Hon To Time Table Ka Kya Faida ?

Phatan :
Agr Sb Trains Waqt Per Hon To Waiting Room Ka Kya Faida . .
;-P

get married

Get Married....
n0t f0r urself,

but

f0r de future of ur children, dey are getting Late for sch0ol nd fees are increasing day by day ;-

newton's law

Story Of Newton's Law:

A Cow Was Walking
Newton Stopped It.
It Stopped
He Found His 1st Law
"AN OBJECT CONTINUES TO MOVE
UNLESS IT'S STOPPED"

He Gave A FORCE By Kicking
d Cow,
It Gave A Sound 'MA'
He FormuLated d 2nd Law
"F = MA"

After Sometimes d Cow Gave
A Kick To Newton
Then He FormuLated d 3rd law
"EVERY ACTION HAS AN
EQUAL & OPPOSITE REACTION" =P

Aaj ka to din hi kharaab hai

Aadmi sharaab ka glass saamne rakh k Ghamzada betha huwa tha,
Dost aa kar uske sath betha aur uska glass utha kar ek hi ghoont mein pi kar bola:Yaar Q udaas ho ?

Aadmi:Yaar aaj ka to din hi kharaab hai,
Subha BV se jhagra huwa,

Raastey mein gaari kharaab hogayi,

Daftar Late pohuncha to Boss ne nokri se nikaal diya,

Girlfriend ko easyload nahi bheja to wo bhi chhor k chali gayi,

Aur ab KHUDKUSHI karne k liye Sharaab mein zeher daal k peeny laga tha to wo bhi tumne pi liya.

True bravery is to arrive home

True bravery is to arrive home …
fully drunk..
a Late night out..

and mom waiting with a jharu
in hand and you ask

“hey mom, abhi tak jaag rahi ho.”

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