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Don’t let the pain

Don’t let the pain of one season, destroy the joy of all the rest.
Don’t judge life by one difficult season.

Persevere through the difficult patches,
And better times are sure to come some time or Late.

When V r Angry

When V r Angry V Can
Change Decision But
Not Feelings
The Changed Decision
May Give Satisfaction
At That Time
But Later It Hurts Our
Feelings A Lot ...

Riddle 4 u !

Riddle 4 u !

A woman shoots her
husband. Then she holds
him under water for over
5 minutes. Finally, she
hangs him. But 5 minutes
Later they both go out and
enjoy a wonderful dinner
together.

How can this be?

Answer Updated :

She took a picture of him (shoots a picture.)
Then she held the picture/film under water to develop.
Finally she hung the picture to dry

Sardar Became The

Sardar Became The Driver Of Train,The Very 1st Train Driven By Him Was 8 Hours Late Bcoz?
He Stopped At Every Phatak N Askd
"Jalandher Nu Ehi Line Jandi A?"

Do U Know Why

Do U Know Why Santa Bought A Brown Cow???

2 Get ChocLate Milk!!:P

Banta Singh:

Banta Singh: "Yaar Santa,

Last Year The Name-PLate Outside Your House Read Santa Singh B.A.

This Year It Read Santa Singh M.A.,

When Did You Finish Yours Masters Degree?

Santa Singh: "You Don''t Understand.

Last Year My Wife Died,

I Put B.A. To Indicate Bachelor Again.

Hen I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is Married Again

Santa: So

Santa: So,
you are distantly reLated to the family next door,

are you?

Banta: Yes,
their dog is our dog''s brother.

Shaadi mein Khana

Shaadi mein Khana Khula:

Sardar Ko PLate Nahi Mili.

Sardar Apni Jholi Main Khana Daalne Laga.

Logon ne Poocha Ye Kya?

Sardar: Daagh To Chala Jaye Ga.

Ye Waqt Phir Nahi Aaye Ga. :-)

1 Sardar ki shad

1 Sardar ki shadi pe sb Sardar he aaye howay thay.
Khana start hua to 1 Sardar ne pLate pe tissue paper dekh kr socha shayd ye b khany wali cheez hai.
Jesay he wo khanay laga, us k dost oonchi oonchi bolnay lag gaye.
Oye na khaween
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Phikka ee... ;->

If you''re going to

If you''re going to do something tonight that
you''ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep
Late.

\=== ToDaYzZz ThOuGhT ===/

\=== ToDaYzZz ThOuGhT ===/

No & Yes are the words which need a
long thought. Most of the troubles in life
are the result of saying Yes too soon or
No too Late

Even A Correct Decision

Even A Correct Decision Is Wrong When It''s Taken Too Late.

Vision Without Action Is A Daydream.

Action Without Vision Is A Nightmare!

JUST THINK

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