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exams - socha na tha,
classes - kabhi kabhi,
question papers - na tum jano na hum,
copying - yaarana,
maths2 - asambhav,
maths1 - mission impossible,
environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester - kuch to hai,
2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction - kal ho na ho,
1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class - dil mange more
fail - phir milenge

''kash tum BAKRI hote,

''kash tum BAKRI hote,
hum tume GHAS khiLate or pyar se tumare SING
hiLate or puchte msg bhejne me
kanjus kon tu ya main?
to tum pyar
se bolte MAI..MAI..MAI''

''A study has proved

''A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 Late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!''

''billi dum kuy hilate he..........?

''billi dum kuy hiLate he..........?
batano na kyun........?
batano na kyun ........?
mein batayo kyun? kyun k!!!!!!!!!! dum bili ko nahi hila sakhti''

Luk at the world as

Luk at the world as 1 big chocoLate cake. It would never b complete without few sweets n nuts.
Sweet like ME & nut like U''

''Tusi boht great ho........

''Tusi boht great ho........

Rusgulay di pLate ho......

coce di krate ho........

ande da aamLate ho.......\''

''True Bayghairti is

''True Bayghairti is:To arrive home Late at Night,Cigarette in hand,Mom waiting 4 u With aJHAROO in her hand & u ask:"Hey Mom Abhi Tak Safai Kar Rahi Ho?"''

''Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:

''Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours Later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”''

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Is liye Aapke Aney Haaney k Liye Paish Hai.

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jab tak Dil kary ChaLate raho,

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''Ek dum latest and

''Ek dum Latest and jhakaas way 2 propose..
Boy- Xcuse me
Grl- jee kahiye

Boy- Mere hone wale bacho ki taraf se apko Happy Mother''s DAY.''

''Teacher: T

''Teacher: TransLate This Punjabi Sentence Into English

Ethay Tey Anni pai Hoi Aye.

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Sardar:
A Blind Girl Is Sleeping Here..

''Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:

''Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:

Me sick, no work

Boss SMS back:

When I am sick I kiss my wife try it

2 hours Later sardar sms 2 boss:

Me ok, ur wife very sweet..

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