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science k teacher kehtey

science k teacher kehtey hein k dil aur dimagh mil kar jism ka nizam chalLatey hein,

Urdu k Teacher kehtey hein k dil aur dimagh mukhtalif hotey hein,dimagh kuch aur kehta hai aur dil kuch aur,

So students mein nein hal dhoond liya hai,

"Aayo apney apney dil kissi ko dey aayein phir khali dimagh k saath study karein ghey"

Principal: Y R U LATE?

Principal: Y R U Late?

Ur Classmates Came

2gether On Time.

Student: Sir,

Sheeps Always

Come Together.

But Lion Always Comes ALONE

It Is Very Easy

It Is Very Easy
2 Eat Sweet ChocoLates
Speak Sweet Words
Watch Sweet Dreams
But
Its Very Difficult
2 Find
A Sweet Person
But
I Salute U

Tusi Menu Lab e Lya ... ;->

Teacher: "U R Late Today.

Teacher: "U R Late Today.

School 7 Bajay Lag Jata Hai,

Aur Tum Ab Arahe Ho ?"

Student: Sir Aap Meri Fikar Na

Kiya Karein,

School Shuru Karwa Diya Karein.

L . I . F . Ef

L . I . F . E

Is LiKe

BoX oF cHoCLatezZz ...

BiTe InTo EaCh OnE ...

UnTiLl ,

yOu FiNd A nUt YoU |IkE ... [:

Don''t Marry The Person

Don''t Marry The Person.
You Want To Live With ...

Marry The One ,
You Cannot Live Without ...

But

Remember
Whatever You Do

You Will Regret It Later ... ;->

The Latest New Dance Craze

The Latest New Dance Craze

Is Called

"The Politician"

It''s Two Steps Forward

One Step backward

And Then

A Sidestep ... ;->

How Are You Dear

How Are You Dear

Kia Ho Raha Hy

Jail Main Koi Takleef Tou nahi ?

Farishte Tang Tou Nahi Kerte ?

Maarte Tou Nahi

Bas Kuch Din Guzar Lo

25 Rozey Baqu Hyn

Tum B Tou 11 Mahiney
Udham Machate Ho

Humain WarghaLate Ho

Ab Bhugto ... ;->

How Are You Dear

Toffee Chabayi Nahi Jati

Toffee Chabayi Nahi Jati

To ChocoLate Kha Liya Karo !!

Aur Ladki Patayi Nahi Jati

To Behan Bana Liya Karo !!

TuM is ShehAr k khuLoos

TuM is ShehAr k khuLoos sE Abhi wAqif nAhi "Pappu" , , ,

Yeh Roti b nAhi KhiLate Or BArtAn b dhuLwA Lete hAin . . . :d :p ;->

Latest Urdu Dictionary

Latest Urdu Dictionary

Ikhlaq:
Jis Ki Supply Km Demand Zayada.
Admi:
Wo Janwar Jis Ki Khaal Kai Martba Utari Ja Sakti Hai.
Beauty Parlour:
Jahan Creams Se Gussal Dia Jata Hai.
Dopatta:
Aj Kal Locket K Tor Per Use Hota Hai..
Darzi:
Jo Sar-E-Aam Logon Ki Jaiben Or Galay Katta Hai Or Koi Kuch Nahi Keh Sakta.
Desk:
Students K Bjanay K Kaam Aata Hai.
Khudkushi:
Aj K Dor Ki Halki Phulki Dhamki.

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