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In Cricket Match 1 Girl Made Pakistani Flag On Her Cheeks.


A Boy Kissed Her Cheeks And Said "
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I LOVE PAKISTAN "
Aaj boht dino k baad Kissi ko ankh mari hai,
aur jawaban pardi aik sandal karari hai,

a mehboob kaisay sahein ghey hum ghum terey,
Tu vessey hee hum sey 80 kilo ziada bari hai,

na poocho mein kitna dat jata hoon apni baat par,
sandal kha k b kehta hoon "Episode Jaari hai"
2 Married Men Talking-
10yrs Ago,
Whenever I Returned Home,
My Dog Used To Greet Me By Barking & My Wife By Kissing.

Now They Both Exactly Do The Opposite
Part 2

iss aitbaar sey fee aikard 12000 sey zaid ka kharcha aata hai aur fasal ka aitbaar naheen.

Behtar yehi hai k fasal na bhoyein aur Kissi sey lardayee kar lein

"6 mahiney hakumat sey chawal khao"

Mehkama Zaarat Hakumatey Punjab
Agar Kissi k dil mein dekhna ho to uski ankhon mein dekho, kyun k ankhein jhoot naheen bolteen.

iss aitbaar sey tum boht kharab bandey ho tumhari ankhein aik jaqah par naheen tiktee
Agar dantttooon k Doctor ko Daant mein dard ho to wo kahan jaye gha?


Arrey yaar Zahir hai k wo Kissi doctor k pass to jaye gha naheen kyun k ussey achcha khasa experience hota hai, To reh ghaya mein to merey paass hee aaye gha na.
Agar dantttooon k Doctor ko Daant mein dard ho to wo kahan jaye gha?


Arrey yaar Zahir hai k wo Kissi doctor k pass to jaye gha naheen kyun k ussey achcha khasa experience hota hai, To reh ghaya mein to merey paass hee aaye gha na.
shikwa naheen Kissi sey Kissi sey ghilla naheen,



mental hospital walon ko tu ab tak milla naheen
science k teacher kehtey hein k dil aur dimagh mil kar jism ka nizam challatey hein,

Urdu k Teacher kehtey hein k dil aur dimagh mukhtalif hotey hein,dimagh kuch aur kehta hai aur dil kuch aur,

So students mein nein hal dhoond liya hai,

"Aayo apney apney dil Kissi ko dey aayein phir khali dimagh k saath study karein ghey"
Ankhain Kissi k Husn-E-Tasawar Me Band Thin



Duniya Samjh Rahi Thi, Neend Aagai Mujko



Shadiya Karo KASHISH Ki Tarah,

Lambi Umar Ho BAA Ki Tarah,

Rote Raho TULSI Ki Tarah,

Aur,

GADHO,

*Plus Band Karo Aur Insaan Bano
Ankhain Kissi k Husn-E-Tasawar Me Band Thin



Duniya Samjh Rahi Thi, Neend Aagai Mujko



Shadiya Karo KASHISH Ki Tarah,

Lambi Umar Ho BAA Ki Tarah,

Rote Raho TULSI Ki Tarah,

Aur,

GADHO,

*Plus Band Karo Aur Insaan Bano
aarey tum sey keh rahey hein k hum sey mohabat naam kee Kissi cheez ka na zikar karna na ummeeed,

kyun k teen cheezein kabhi b badal saktee hein,
1-qismat
2-waqt

aur offcourse "Apun"