Kiss SMS Messages393 messages

Gal : Mere lips kharab hain.

Gal : Mere lips kharab hain.
Doctor : Kiss kitni bar kia?
gAL : Saal main 1 bar.
Doctor : Kharab nahin zang lag gia ha

HEIGHT OF BAD LUCK

HEIGHT OF BAD LUCK
I just wanted to Kiss a charming, attractive & most beautiful person on da earth but

My lips cant touch my cheeks

when u give a flower to gilrz so rection in nation

when u give a flower to gilrz so rection in nation

Japniess: pass rakh k muskuria gi

Austrilan: pyar bhari nazar se dekhe gi

Kiwi: tumhare gal pe Kiss kere gi

Indian: guldan mai saje gi

pakistani: soche gi kash yeh gobi ka phool hota
raat ko aalo(potato) milla k saag banati ;->

Famous saying-

Famous saying-
"Any man who can drive safely
while Kissing a pretty girl,
he''s simply not giving Kiss
the attention it deserves!"

Mumy:beta q ro rhe ho?

Mumy:beta q ro rhe ho?
Beta: mumy papa ne muje Kissi nhi ki.
Mumy:beta ap ne papa ko tables nhi sunaye honge
Beta: kam wali ko kon se tables ate hain.

Larka:

Larka:
Jaan aj tum ne Kiss karty
waqt jab apny mon se mery mom main BUBBLE -GUM dali tu boht maza aya..

Larki:
Janu wo BUBBLE -GUM
nahi BULGHUM tha..

ha ha ha ha ha

"FUCK-YOU"

"FUCK-YOU"

Shocked

It means:

F=flowers 4 u.

U=unlimitd hugs 4 u.

C=chocolate not sweeter than u.

K=Kisss 4u.

U= you always on my mind. . . . ;->

"FUCK-YOU"

"FUCK-YOU"

Shocked

It means:

F=flowers 4 u.

U=unlimitd hugs 4 u.

C=chocolate not sweeter than u.

K=Kisss 4u.

U= you always on my mind. . . . ;->

Munna bhai:

Munna bhai: Circuit ye valentine day kaun sa din hai?
Circuit: Simple bhai aajkal valentine day ‘Kiss Day’ ko kahete haiN...

The boss came

The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager Kissing his secretary. He shouted at him, "Is this what I pay you for?"

The manager replied: "No, sir, this I do free of charge." . . . ;->

::::ARZ HAI::::

::::ARZ HAI::::

pink lips are the girls beauty

wah wah

pink lips r the girls beauty

& Kissing them is the boys duty ;->

Lady Secretary: "Sir, It‘s ur wife‘s call. . .

Lady Secretary: "Sir, It‘s ur wife‘s call. . .
She Wants To Kiss U On The Phone. . . "

Boss: "I''m Busy. . . .
U May Take The Message & Pass It On To Me, Later. . . " ;->

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