Kiss SMS Messages393 messages

HEIGHT OF COURAGE:

A Senior student during ragging says:

"On ur marriage I will Kiss ur wife."

Junior: "Ok fine sir,

but i''m going to marry ur sister!"
A girl says to her boyfriend, One Kiss and I’ll be yours forever.

The guy says, thanks for the warning!
Ppl Say
A Kiss Is On HEAD


A Sweet Kiss On CHEEKS


A Passionate Kiss On LIPS


A Romantic Kiss On NECK


But

Seriously HOtest Kiss Is On



















Iron
JuzZz Try It...... ;->
Science teacher:agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho to use lambe time tak
Kiss karo isse wo thik ho jayegi. Student:par sir use attack kaise dilaya jaye
Mumy:beta q ro rhe ho?
Beta: mumy papa ne muje Kissi nhi ki.
Mumy:beta ap ne papa ko tables nhi sunaye honge
Beta: kam wali ko kon se tables ate hain
Wife Pointing At A Couple Next Door Says To Her Husband: Look At Him He Kisses Her All The Time, U Cudn’t Do That ? ? ?
Husband I tried But She Slapped Me . . .
A Boy went to meet his GF. When he came back at home, mom asked:

Kaha gay thay??

Boy: UssE milne....

Mom: Kislie???

Boy: Han bohat Kiss lie:p
What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
It is when your Girl Friend says "YOU are the BEST KissER among all your Friends."
Can v do romance in the evening today?
I''m in a good mood
Just a little bit of Kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly
"MOSQUITO"
Pagal Hyn Wo Log
Jo
Pyar Main
Larkion Ko Miss Kerte Hain




Aray Miss Kerna Hai
Tou
Macharo’n Ko Karo






Jo Khud Aa K Un Ko Kiss Kerte Hyn ;->
Kissi Se Nahi Kaha Tere Fasanay Ko .. janay kaisay Khaber Ho gai zamanay ko … “GATTAR” band ho gaye sarey shaher ke …. Kis Ne Khaha tha tumhien nahanay ko..
What Is The Extent Of Poverty.....???










When A Girl Is Ready To Kiss U For Only 2 rupees









































And YOU HAVE ONLY 1 RUPEE....