Kiss SMS Messages393 messages

Can we do romance in the midnight today?
I’m in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of Kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito.
Woh LOVE LOVE likhti rahi...
Men leave leave perhta raha...


Woh Kiss Kiss likhti rahi...
Me kaash kaash kaash perhta raha...


Woh SHAADI kar ke chali gai...
Me LANGUAGE course karta raha...
Wo love love likhti rahi

Me leave leave parhta rha

Wo Kiss Kiss likhti rahi

Me kash kash parhta rha

Wo shadi kar k chali gai

Me language course he krta rh@
Mureedni:
peer Gi mujhy ilhaam sikhayain
Peer:
zra qareeb ao.

mureedni:
peer ji mujhay Kiss to nahin karain gay?

Peer:
daikha tuje ilhaam hona shuru hogya hy,
A couple was siting in garden, Suddenly 2 Dogs start Kissing each other.
BOY:Janu agAr bura na mano to me b?

GIRL: Ok
Par sambhal k
Kutta kahin kat na le
Unbelievable Moments in 2008.


1. PPP won the election.
2. Faraz death
3. Harbhajan slapped Srisanth.
4. Ronaldo Kissed Bipasha Basu.
5. Tony Blair caught without ticket.
6. Marriot blast.
7. China launched space shuttle.
8. Mumbai blast.

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Bush did not return Al-Zaidi Shoes..!!!
Unbelievable Moments in 2008.


1. PPP won the election.
2. Faraz death
3. Harbhajan slapped Srisanth.
4. Ronaldo Kissed Bipasha Basu.
5. Tony Blair caught without ticket.
6. Marriot blast.
7. China launched space shuttle.
8. Mumbai blast.

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Bush did not return Al-Zaidi Shoes..!!!
Larki ko aik larke ne kaha. I love you. Larki ne us ko Kiss kiya aur apna mob. No. De diya.
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Moral...
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......SARRO....
nigahe mila k dekho kabhi

Kissi ko aapna bana k dhekho

gale milna chahte hai sab

kabhi LUX se naha k de kho.
''Pehle hath pe
Phir hont pe

Phir ankh pe
Phir gal pe

Aur phir nak pe


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KissSSS





Qadar MAKHIYAN Tang Karti Hain GARMI Main.. Safiullah''
''Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I Kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”''
''Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:

Me sick, no work

Boss SMS back:

When I am sick I Kiss my wife try it

2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:

Me ok, ur wife very sweet..