Kiss SMS Messages393 messages

What Is a Kiss? In view of
Geometry:
" Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips!

Economics:
" Kiss is that thing for which DEMAND is always higher than SUPPLY!

Physics:
" Kiss is the process of charging a human body"

Computer:
" Like a LAN , in which 2 bodies r connected without any DATA CABLE"
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Ab Muskura kar soch raha hai Kiss ko Send karu?
Wife, pointing at a couple next door, says 2 her husband: "Look at him he Kisses her all the time. Why cudn''t U do that?" Husband: "I tried but she Slapped me
Smndr me pani
Pani me fish
wah!
Wah!
Wah!
Ja tujhe bye-bye
TERI GRL FRD KO Kiss!ab b kaho
WAH
WAH
WAH!!!
Aik bachcha apni mummy se: papa ne mujhay Kiss nahi ki.Mummy : beta aap nay TABLE nahi sunaya hoga.Bachcha: tou kya nokrani nay sunaya tha?
Newton Ka gravity Ka Law Kiss Ki Waja se Bana ??

Chacha Gamay Ki waja se..

Pata Hai Kaise ??
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Jiss Darakht se Apple(saib) Girra Tha woh Darrakht chacha Gamay Ka tha :) :)
Santa Kissed his girl friend in the park.

Girl: Plz ye sb shadi se pehle?

Santa: Don?t worry darling, I''m already married
Can?we do romance in the midnight today? I’m in a good mood:) Just a little bit of Kissing and biting!! Reply me soon, yours Loving Mosquito.
There''s a small gap between confidence and over-confidence .

You can Kiss your girlfriend its Confidence .. Only you can Kiss your girldfriend is Over-Confidence
Democratic Difference B/w USA & PAKISTAN ...

IN USA .. U can Kiss at public Places but can''t shit .

In PAKISTAN .. U can shit in public places but can''t Kiss . :)
In a bar 1Guy says 2 another


"I Kissd ur mom last n8"


whole bar was waitin 4


d othr Guy''s response.


He laughs&says:


"Lets go home dad,


U r drunk".
b4 Marriage....

He: Yes ! Atleast It Was So Hard 2 Wait

She: Do U Want Me 2 Leave???

He: Don''t Even Think Abt t...!!!

She: Do U Love Me...???

He: Offcourse Over & Over

She: Have U Ever Cheated On Me...???

He: No... Y R U Asking ???

She: Will U Kiss Me...???

He: Every Chance I Get..

She: Will U Hit Me...???


He; Are U Crazy... I''m Not That Kind Of Person


She: Can I Trust U....??


He: Yes...

She: Darling....

After Marriage....

Simply Read From Bottom To To... U''ll Know De Answers... ;->