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''Que: Ek baby Africa Main paida hui....

''Que: Ek baby Africa Main paida hui....
Uske Daton Ka color kya hoga?
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Socho
Socho
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Are itna bhi kya sochna

Kya Kissi nayi paida hui ladki dant bhi hotain hain?''

Boy: if I kiss u.what u think ?

Boy: if I Kiss u.what u think ?
Girl: I will think... EK bewakoof chor, jo car chura sakta tha,sirf stepney le gaya :)

1 love me 2 hate me 3 miss me

1 love me
2 hate me
3 miss me
4 need me
5 adore me
6 like me
7 feel me
8 wana hug me
9 wana Kiss me
10 wanna kill me
send ur best 3 answers

Aik Aadmi ne apni wife ko khat likha

Aik Aadmi ne apni wife ko khat likha
"Is mahine salary ke badle 100 Kiss bhej raha hun."

Wife ne jawab dia
"Aap ki salary k badle 100 Kiss milay, hissab bhej ri hin:

1.Doodh wala 2 Kiss ma maaan gaya,

2.Teacher ko 7 Kiss deni pari,

3.Sabziwala 7 Kiss ma nai mana is lie 9 deni pari

4.Makaan malik to roz 6-7 Kiss lay jata hai

Aap fiqar nai karna, mere paas abhi lag bhag 30-40 Kiss aur hain.

Mahina aaram se kat jayega."

What is a difference

What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A Kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear.

Woh bhi kya din the

Woh bhi kya din the jab log humain diwano ki tarah Kiss kiya karte the ....

par haaye hamari phooti kismat us waqt hum 2 saal ke hua karte the .........

beautiful girl :

beautiful girl : is dress ki kia price hai?
shop keeper : only 5 Kisses
beautiful girl : us dress ki?
shop keeper : only 10 Kisses
beautiful girl : donno dress pack ker do bill dadi dain gi

GIRL: If U will try 2

GIRL: If U will try 2 Kiss me,main shor macha dongi.
boy: lekin yahan tu dur tuk koi nahi ha
grl:i know but formatlity bhi tu pori karni ha

Gal: Is

Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 Kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 Kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi

Two snakes sitting

Two snakes sitting in the jungle, Female snake tried to Kiss the male snake, Suddenly male snake turned and started singing ''zehar hai ki pyar hai tera chumma''!

Boy: I can kiss u, without touching u..

Boy: I can Kiss u, without touching u..
Girl: U can''t!!
Boy: Lagi 20-20 ki?
Girl: OK
(Boy Kisses tightly)
Girl: U touched me!!!
Boy: Yeh lo 20 rupees

Boy to a Girl :

Boy to a Girl : ager main tumhari sirf Kiss karu tu tum kia socho gi?
Girl : I will think ek bewakof jo purra USA ghoom sakta tha airport se hi wapis chala gaya

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