Diya SMS Messages534 messages

Apki berukhi ko v rutba Diya
hmne,
Dosti ka hr farz ada kiya hmne,
Mat sochiye k bhul gae apko,
Q k aj fir apse pehle apko yad
kiya hmne!!
Nikah k baad dulha: Molvi sahb apki fees?
Molvi: Dulhan ki khubsurti k mutabik de do.
Dulha ne 10 rupay diye aur chal Diya. Achanak hawa ka jhoka aya or dulhan ka ghoonghat uth gya.
Molvi: Ama miya baki paise to le jao;-
jisey dil Diya wo dili chali gai

jisey piar kia wo poona chali gai

jisey ishq kia wo itly chali gai

majboor hoker socha

khudkushi ker loon

per bijli ko haath lagaya to bijli chali gai.
ALLAH ka Diya sab kuch he :-
Books he
Notes he
Time he
aur hausla to itna he ke…
jb chahe padh ke TOP kr sakte he,
bus 1 hi bat ki kami he,.
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“MOOD” Sala bnta hi ni..
Ab is dil se ye gawara nahi hota,
inBOX main koi SMS tumhara nahi hota,
Bhool ker he sms ker Diya kero,
Sirf yaad kerne se guzara nahi hota
ek dost ne apne dost se kha k agar me mar jaon to tum kiya karo gy.to dost ne mazaq me jawab Diya k me to bhot khush ho jaon ga agle din os ka dost mar geya or ek lettar us dost ke liye chor geya jis me likha hua tha yar jaan bhi koi cheez thi teri khushi k liye
Jis ke liye sab kuch luta Diya humne,
wo kehte hai unko bhula Diya humne,
gaye the hum unke aansu pochne,
ilzam de Diya ki unko rula Diya
humne.
'Dulha: plz bilkul sch btana k shadi se pehle tumhare kitne boy friends thy?Dulhan ne ek lifafa usko pkra Diya jis mein moong ki daal k kuch daane aur Rs.150 thy
husb:ye kya hy?
Wife:main jb b koi boy friend bnati thi to is main ek daana daal deti thi.
Husband (Daane gin kr shukr krta hai k bht ziada nhi hain): tumhare bs 6 boy frnds thy? Aur ye is 150 rupy ka kya matlab hai?
Wife:10 din pehle main ne 2kilo daal bechi thi,ye usi k paise hain.:-P'
FEes Maafi ki Application
To
The principal'
High school.
Sir,
seedhi baat ye hai ka meray abu ne
mujhy Fees Ka liya 1200 rupay diye thay,
500 ki dosto ka sath film dekh li.
250 ki pepsi aur burgers khaa liya.
150 ka girl friend ko easy load krwa Diya.
300 science vali miss per shart har gaya.
Me smjta tha ka unka sirf math walesir ka sath chakar hai,
par unka ka to aap ka sath bhi chakar hai.
Ab ap ka pas2 hi rastay hainsir jee meri fees mauf ya phr ap ka
raaz faash
shukriya.
Ek Sardaarji ka Paltu Kutta behosh hogaya.
Sardaarji usko leke Vetirinary Hospital gaye
aur Doctor se bola iski timaardari karo.
Doctor thoroughly checked the dog and
said it is dead. Sardar rone laga bola Dr. ek
baar aur try karo.

Doctor inside room mai gaya aur ek Billi le
ke aaya aur us Dog per billi ko khara ker Diya.
Billi us dog ko smell kerne lagi at all places
aur chali gayi. Doctor said, no it is dead.
Sardar ne pooncha kitna payment dena hai?

Doctor bola 100 Rs. hospital fee and 500 rupee
for Cat Scanning.
Kuch Iss Tarah Usne Mujhe Bewaqoof Bana Diya

"FARAZ",

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tanha dekh k mjhse faraz ne kaha.. apka doston ne apko bhula dya hoga... mene muskra k jawab Diya.... wo beawafa nai tharki hain kisi larki ka number hath agaya hoga........