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kahi soh to nahi gaye?

Ek pal me bhula Diya hamko, ek pal me juda ho gaye, abhi to mere
saath the, abhi na jane kahan kho gaye, kahi soh to nahi gaye?

yaad

Wabasta Meri Yad say Kuch Talkhian Bhi Thi..
Acha Kiya Jo Mujh Ko Faramosh Kar Diya..!

Cockroach k liye Powder

Dukandar: Bhai Cockroach k liye Powder lylo ?

Pathan: Nahi bhai Cockroach ko itna bhi free nahi karna,
Aaj Powder ly Diya tu kal Body Spray mangey ga..

Sms

Teri Gali Main Hum ne Aana Chor Diya Hai

FARAZZZ

Wahan to Nokia 3310 bhi Cheen Letay Hain :-)

women

Aurat ko qudrat ne:
Khoobsurat chehra Diya,
Hirni si aankhen di,
Resham se bal,
Gulab se hont,
...Pyar bhara dil Diya
aur phr...
Zuban de kar sabh satyanaash karDiya

ha ha ha

pathan

1 kabutar pathan ko tang kr rha tha, pathan ne usy pakar liya or usy mAarne ka faisla kr liya, wo usy chhath pe ly gaya

aur

wahan se neche phaink Diya.

Shoaib Akhtar NeHarbhajan Ko Ye Keh

Shoaib Akhtar Ne
Harbhajan Ko Ye Keh Kr
Chup Kra Diya "FARAZ"
Keh "Chal Chal" Hum Ne Yeh
Pehla Match Sania Ki Wajah
Se Gift Kr Diya.

BODY SPRAY MANGEGA

Sales man:Khan saab naya powder aaya hai so Cockroaches k liye lelo.
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Pathan:Na ji na Cockroaches ko itna bhi free nahi karna,
Agar aaj powder lekar Diya to kal Body Spray maangengy.

class fellow

Aaya Tha Imtehan Main Mazmoon Husn Par,

Paper Main Sab Ne Chehara Mera Bana Diya.
)/(',') Uffff..
) (> Ye
< / Classfelows
Bhi na..??
1st Aae hen sb.:-)

miss se pyar

Bara Mushkil Hai School ki "Miss" Se Pyar Karna
FARAZ. . .

Love Letter Bheja Tha,
Home Work Samajh k "STAR" De Diya..

With gleam of Diyas

With gleam of Diyas

And the Echo of the Chants

May Happiness and Contentment Fill Your life

Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali!!

Aaj ka to din hi kharaab hai

Aadmi sharaab ka glass saamne rakh k Ghamzada betha huwa tha,
Dost aa kar uske sath betha aur uska glass utha kar ek hi ghoont mein pi kar bola:Yaar Q udaas ho ?

Aadmi:Yaar aaj ka to din hi kharaab hai,
Subha BV se jhagra huwa,

Raastey mein gaari kharaab hogayi,

Daftar late pohuncha to Boss ne nokri se nikaal Diya,

Girlfriend ko easyload nahi bheja to wo bhi chhor k chali gayi,

Aur ab KHUDKUSHI karne k liye Sharaab mein zeher daal k peeny laga tha to wo bhi tumne pi liya.

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