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SARDAR KO MOBILE PE TANG

Ek sardar ko koi mobile pe tang kar raha tha,
Sardar ne new sim khareed kar usko sms kiya: "MAINE WO NUMBER BAND KAR Diya HAI AB TERA BAAP BHI UJHE TANG NAHI KAR SAKTA "

Teri waali

Beta ro raha tha Abu ne pucha ro rahe ho ?mujhe batao dost samajh kar.

Son:Kuch nahi yaar,sabzi k paiso se apni waali ko Load karwa Diya to teri waali ne boht mara hai.

5 baj gaye hain

Shohar aur Bivi mein narazgi ki waja se baat cheet band thi,

Ek subha shohar ko zaruri kaam se jana tha to usne raat ko kagaz pe likh Diya "MUJHE SUBHA 5 BAJE UTHANA "aur bivi k takiye k pas rakh Diya.

Subha 8 baje utha to dekha k uske oopar boht se kagaz pare thy aur un pe likha tha "UTH JAYEN 5 BAJ GAYE HAIN"

Sugar ka mareez

Ek kanjoos Pathan ne mithayi ki dukaan kholi aur mulazim k liye akhbaar mein ishtihaar Diya.

"EK MULAZIM KI ZARURAT HAI
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Sirf SUGAR k marez raabta karen"

Pathan New York Gaya

Pathan New York Gaya
Wahan Aik Building Mein Aag Lagi Dekhi Tou Kaha
Tm Log Neechey Kood Jao Mein Pehelwan Hon Pakar Longa Pehle Aik ßacha
Gira Usne Pakar Liya Phir Aik Admi Gira Usse ß Pakar Liya Phir Aik
Kala Admi Kooda Tou Pathan Nai Chor Diya 0r Kaha ...
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Oye
Jali Huyi Lashen Mat Phenko !!! ;)

Us ne honton se choo

Us ne honton se choo kar pani ko gulabi karDiya

Hamari Baat to or thi ae Faraz

Usne Machliyon ko bhi Sharabi Kar Diya.........

Koi Dukh Na Ho

Koi Dukh Na Ho

Koi Gham Na Ho

Koi Aankh Kabhi Purnam Na Ho

Koi Dil Kisi Ka Toray Na

Koi Saath Kisi Ka Choray Na

Bas Pyar Ki NaDiya Behti Ho

Kaash K Dunya Aisi Ho

Koi Dukh Na Ho

Koi Dukh Na Ho

Koi Gham Na Ho

Koi Aankh Kabhi Purnam Na Ho

Koi Dil Kisi Ka Toray Na

Koi Saath Kisi Ka Choray Na

Bas Pyar Ki NaDiya Behti Ho

Kaash K Dunya Aisi Ho

School se Hasil ki

School se Hasil ki Hum Ne EDUCATION

Phir B na samaj sake Dil ki DEFINATION

Dik k Darwaze pe likh Diya No ADMISSON

Phir B Ap chale Aae without PERMISSION

Aap Mere Liye 1

Aap Mere Liye 1 Phool Ki Tarha Hain ..

Jisay Hum Chor Bhi Nahi Sakte

Or Tor Bhi Nahi Saktay

tor Liya Tou Murjha Jao Gaye

Chor Diya To Koi or Lay Jaye Ga.!!!

Mangi Thi Dua Main

Mangi Thi Dua Main Ne Rub Se,

Dena Jo Alag Ho Sab Se,

Mila Diya Hum Ko Tum Se,

Aur Kaha Sanmbhalo Ise,

Ye ANMOL Hai Sab Se

Aik "Bazurg" Se kisi ne

Aik "Bazurg" Se kisi ne sawaal kiya k
"Agar hmaare naseeb mein pehle se hi
sab kuch likh Diya gaya hai to phir DUA kyun kren?

"Bazurg" ne Farmaya:
"Ho sakta hai Tumhare Parwardigaar ne yehi Tumhaare naseeb mein likh dia ho k Maango gay to milay ga warna nahi".

SUBHANALLAH.
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