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what is the differen

what is the difference
between "A
Locomotive Engineer"
& "A Teacher" ?

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One Minds The Train,
where As
Other Trains The Mind...
;->

what kind of car dr

what Kind Of Car
Drives Over water ... ?

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Any Kind Of Car,
If It Goes Over
A Bridge ... ;->

ye keh k pappu ko c

Ye Keh k Pappu Ko
Chorh Gaya Raja

Ye Keh k Pappu Ko
Chorh Gaya Raja

Double Sawari Band
Hy, Tu Bus Pakar

teacher ali k papa

Teacher: "Ali K Papa Aaj Job Par Gaye Hain"

Es Ka Future Tense Banao

Student (Ali): woh Kal Bhi Jaenge

Kisi K Baap Mein Himmat Hai Tou Ruk Le =D ;->

son papaaapko yaa

Son : Papa,Aapko Yaad He Apne Kaha Tha

Agar Me Exam Me Paas Ho Jayunga

To Mujhe 5000rs Doge.

Father: Haan

Son: Gud News He,

Apke 5000rs Bach Gaye

computer is shameles

Computer Is Shameless
why?

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B''coz, It Has Hardware & Software But

No
Underwear..?

sigret peo gold leaf

Sigret Peo Gold Leaf K¡,
Ta K Khansi Na Ho..

wah wah wah

Sigret Peo Gold Leaf K¡,
TA K Khansi Na Ho..

Bachi Phasao wakeel Ki,
TA K Phansi Na Ho;-)

tongue twister th

Tongue Twister

The Sixth Sick Sheikh''s Sixth Sheep''s Sick !

( This Is world''s Most Difficult Tongue Twister Acording To Guniess Book Of world Record )

Say it!

kesy hain halaat

Kesy hain?
Halaat
waqiat
Mashiyat
Urdu
English
Or
Islamiyat
Aap k shehar k wo
Rastay
Galyan
Sarkain
Or
Muhallaat
Azeez Rishtedar
Parosi
Puphiyan
Mamun
Chachy
Chotay
Baray
Jawan
Borhay
Bhai
Dost
Yar
Ghamkhuwar
Rafiq
Raqeeb
Or
wo
Gharib
Bhokay
Or
Khan
wo Tbligh walay
skool k Asatza
Masjid k Molvi Sahiban
Or Un k shagird
Shareef
Bdmash
or
Shetan
Sb theek hen na?
Or koi reh tu nhi gaya?
Sab ko mera Salam dijiye ga.

Or han!
Aap kesay ho?
OR sb ghr waly? ;->

thora garam thanda z

Thora garam thanda ziyada pia karo,

SMS zara naya kia karo

Ager samajh na aye to hum se puch liya karo

Hum SMS k KING hy

Hum se Roz New SMS liya karo =P ;->

do u know how a

Do U Know?

How A Normal Person Becomes Abnormal?

How A Person Bears His Insult with Smiling Face?

How A Person Laughs And weeps with No Reason?

How A Person Is Blackmailed To Study?

How A Person Becomes Old In The Teen Age?

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"PAKISTAN"

"NAVY" =P ;->

some of the unrefusa

Some Of The Unrefusable Facts Of Today''s world.
Today we Have Bigger Houses But Small Families,
More Degrees But Less Common Sense,
Advanced Medicines But Poor Health,
Touched Moon But No Contact with Our Neighbours,
High Income But Less Peace Of Mind,

Free Sms''s But No Intention To Send Anyone.. =P ;->

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