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''Today is Newspaper,
Yesterday is wastepaper,
Life is Testpaper,
and
Friendship is Bestpaper,
so don''t use it as Tissuepaper''.:-P


Man to motel desk clerk
Man to hotel desk clerk:How much for room.
Clerk:depends on room size
Man:Do you take children?
Clerk:No, sir,only cash and credit cards

> > Law Of Love < <

"The Rate Of Change
Of Intensity Of Love Of
A Girl Towards Boy
Is Directly Propotional
To The Instantaneous
Bank Balance Of The
Boy
And
Direction Of This
Love Is Same To As
Increment Or
Decrement Of The
Bank Balance..." ;->


Acording 2 a recent
survey
Men say
d 1st thing they notice
abt a woman is their
eyes
&
women say
d 1st thing they notice
abt men is
aThey r bunch of liars ;)

New Degrees Of
"DOG"






DOG, DOGER, DOGEST ...






Congratulations To
Justice Justice
Abdul Hameed "Doger"
For Achieving 2nd Degree
Of DOG ...



whn A Girl Falls Down
She Is Helpe By So
Many People
But
whn A Boy Falls Down
Everybody Laughs


whn A Girl Licks
Her Lips
She Is Thirsty
whn Boy Licks
His Lips
He Is Tharki

whn A Girl Smiles
She Is Considerd Cute
whn A Boy Smiles
He Is Flirt ...


Still People Say
This Is Men''s world ... ;->


Guiness Book Of world Record

Aik Pakistani Ne Kal 24 Ghanton
Tak Pani Me Saans Band Kr K Naya
Record Qaim Kiya

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" Janaza Aaj 4 Bajay Hai "

Maths Teacher
was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions

Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then

For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?

Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!

Banaras Chowk Pe 1
Pathan Gun Le Kr Khara
Hogaya . Jo b wahan Se
Guzarta
Us Se Poochta: TUM KON?
Man : Mahajir
Pathan Shot
DhUzZzZ

Pathan: TUM KON ?
Man : Bihari
DhUzZzZz


Pathan: TUM KON ?
Memon : Bhai Main
Goonga Hon

Pathan : Jao Yaar
Bezaban Ko KonMaray ... ;->

Sum1 Kills AMIR''S GF

& He Loses His Memory.

Thn He Tries To Findout D Killer.

Suspense:AMIR Himself Is D Killer.

Now Enjoy watchng GHAJINI :-P

A

SHORT

LOVE STORY :

Somebody Proposed U

U

Said

"not interested"

And in this way

Somebody

Lived a

Happy life forever.

ha ha ha


~> Teacher: what is meant by
"I MISS YOU"

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~> Pathan: Is ka matlab hai
"Mein tumhari miss hon!"