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1 pathan apna samaa

1 Pathan Apna
Samaan Bag Me Bhar k
GEO k Office Pohanch
Gaya Aur Poocha:
"wo Baji Kahan Hy Jo
Khabro''n k Beech Me
Kehti Hy Humare Saath
Rahiye Ga"
Hum Us k Saath
Rehne Aaya Hoon.. ;->

latter from a custo

Latter From A
Customer To The
Bank ...

Dear Sir ,

In View Of The
Current Developments
IN The Banking
Industry,
If One Of My Cheque
Returned Marked
"Insufficient Funds"
Does That Refer To
Me Or To You ?

Your''e Faithfully
Customer ..!
;->

quitters never win

Quitters Never win
And
winners Never Quite
But Those
who Never
Quit And Never win
Are
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"IDIOTS" ;->

in school canteenth

In School Canteen,There was A Basket Of Apples with Notice written :

"Don''t Take More Than 1, God Is watching!"

A Little Further There was A Box Of Choclates,
A Naughty Child wrote:
"Take As Many As U want. God Is watching The Apples":-)!

ufone pesh krta h

"U-fone" Pesh Krta Hy
12 Aaney Package
Apne Un "Jazz"
Safeen k Liye Jinho''n
Ny 1st October 2008 Sy
Apni "Telenor" Sim
Istimal Nahi Ki,
Foran "warid" Ka 100 Rs
wala Recharge Kro
Aur Sab Keh Do ...

Mazeed Tafsilat K
Liye Apne
"Ptcl" Sy Dial Kare''n
0900 78601

Telefun Telefun ;->

wh8s d difference b

wh8''s d difference b/w
unethical & ethical
advrtising?

Unethical advrtising
uses falsehood 2
deceive d Public,
Ethical advertising uses
truth 2 deceive d
public ;)

diff bw ignorance

Diff B/w Ignorance &
Patience

whn U See d Mirror &
U Dnt Laugh @ Ur Self
Tht Is Ignorance
&
whn I Luk @ U & I Also
Dnt Laugh , Tht Is Calld
Patience ;->

height of selfc

|| Height Of
Self-Confidence ||

Teacher To
Student:
"You Are Late ...?"

Student:
"Late .. !!!
who Me ... ?
No way Sir ! I''m Alive..."

after engagement p

After "Engagement" Pepole Askd what U want?
Sardar Replied: Phansi

After Phansi

Pe0pLe Came 2 Know Sardar waz Saying

"FIANCEE"

ek cinema me titani

Ek Cinema Me "Titanic"

Lagi Hui Thi,

Romantic Sceen Aya To Ek Chota Bacha Chilaya,
Mom , Dad

Daikhain wo Apki Naql Kr Rahay Hain.

all brokers have bec

All Brokers Have Become

" BILL GATES "

with Debit ''BILL''
In Their Hamds

&

Standing On The ''Gates'' Of Clients.

son daadi ap kya tv

Son: Daadi Ap Kya Tv Per Aati Hein?

Daadi: Ni Beta

Son:To Phir Ami Kyn Keh Rahi Thi K Tmhari Daadi Anay wali Ha Ab Roz Darama Hoga:-)

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