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teacher to student

Teacher To Student -
U''ve Been Snding
E-mail Other Students
That
I''m Ugly

Student - Sorry Ma''am,
I Didn''t Realize, U
wanted To Keep It A
Secret ... ;->

1 baat tou btao

1 Baat Tou Btao ?

Plz Is Ko Mazaq Me Mat
Talna

Gol Mol Jawab
Nhi Chale Ga

Dekho

Kuch Baatai''n
Zindagi Me Bohat Ahem
Hoti Hyn

Sach Sach Btana

LIGHT HY ;->

moral of the movie g

Moral Of The Movie GHAJINI...

whenever Going To Meet Ur GF..
Make Sure U Have
Ur Cell Fone..
N
when U R In Deep Trouble Keep Ur Cell Fone 8 Silent... =P ;->

kal shab jo dehka kh

Kal Shab Jo Dehka Khawab Jo Me Sotay Me..

Ho Ho...

Kal Shab Jo Dehka Khawab Jo Me Ne Sotay Me...

Kisi Kuttay Ko Mar Diya JOOTA,,,,

"BUSH" Ke Dohkay Me..!!

if a paratha a piz

If A PARATHA & A PIZZA Is Thrown From A 50 Feet
Building,which will Reach The Ground First?

Ans:PIZZA,Coz Itz A FAST FOOD!!

boy my gf broke up

Boy: My Gf broke up wth me & sent me da Kissng pics of her & her new Bf..!!

Frnd: Oh..its 2 bad..!!

Boy: Yaa..I know..dats Y i sent those pics 2 her Dad:D

if gal vomits her p

If Gal Vomits, Her Parents Asks-Kon Tha wo

Kamina?

If Boy Vomits-Kamine,

Kahan Pikar Aya He?

MORAL:No Mattr who Vomits,

Boys R Alwys Kamina

airport pe patnid

AIRPORT Pe-
Patni:Dekho,wo Couple KISS Karte Hue Kitna Khush Dikhai De Rahe Hai.

Pati:wo Usse DROP Karne Aaya Hai,RECEIVE Karne Nahi..

sam i have changed

Sam: I Have Changed My Mind.

Ali : Good

So Does This One work Better?

boy frndgirl frnd s

Boy Frnd,Girl Frnd Sim Conection K Hisab Se

Jazz B/F:Hello Darling
Lrki:Or Sunao

U.Föne B/F:Kia Tmhre Dil Me,Me Hun
Lrki:Tum Hi To Ho

Zong B/F:Tmhe Chand Kahun Phul Kahun
Lrki:Sub Keh Do
Tlnr B/F:Kya Hr Lrki Bewfa Hy
Lrki:Yhi Hy Dhun Sb Ki

warid B/F Tmne Acha Nhi Kra.
Lrki:Dekha Kya Hota Hy when U Zem It.

tip of the day

~ Tip Of The Day ~

''It''s So
"S I M P L E"
To Be
"w I S E" ...

Just
"T H I N K"

Something
"S T U P I D"

And Then

Don''t
"S A Y" It ... ;->

mothers quote th

Mother''s Quote

Thomas Edison''s Mother:
"Of course Im
Proud Tht U Inventd
Electric Bulb. Nw Turn
It Off & Get 2 Bed"

Albert Einstein''s"
"Its Ur Senior Picture,
Can''t U Do Someting
Abt Ur Hair?
Styling Gel, Mousse
Something?"

Abraham Lincoln''s:
"Agn wid d Stovepipe Hat?
Can''t U Just wear A Baseball
Cap Like The Othr Kids ?"

Michelangelo''s:
"Cant U Paint On walls
Like Other Kids? Do
U''ve Any Idea How Hard
It Is 2 Get Tht Stuff
Off d Ceiling "

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