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buhot ache wa

Buhot Ache

wah

Kya Baat Hai

Buhot Aala

Gr8 Yaar

Zabardast

Daad Deni Paregi

Brilliant

Dil Khush Kardiya

La Jawab

Khubsoorat

Bari Himmat Hai

Kamal Hai

Amazing

Shabash

Herat Hai

Khushi Bhi

Yaqeen Nahi Aata

Ke Itna Bkwas SMS Parh Kaise Lete Ho.. :P ;->

teacher mehnat karo

Teacher Mehnat Karo Ga
Tou Kuch Bano Ga .

Pathan Student Teacher Hamra
Gadha Tou Itni Mehnat Karta Hai

Magr wo Kuch Nahe Bana ...;->

aik intahaee educati

Aik Intahaee Educational Shair Arz Hai...

Honthon Pe Hai Lipstick Aur Naina Kajal Se Lais,

Neutralization Is The Reaction Of Acid with Base... =P ;->

teacher sam you

Teacher: "Sam, You
Talk A Lot !"

Sam: "Its A Family
Tradition "

Teacher: "what Do
You Mean ?"

Sam: "Sir, My Grandpa
was A Street Hawker,
My Father Is A
Professor"

Teacher: "what About
Your Mother?"

Sam: "She Is A
woman..." ;->

mathematician marri

Mathematician
Marries A Girl
After Marriage She
Asks Him: How Do I
Look ?

Mathematician:
Tan C / Sin C =
Sin C / Cos C . Sin C
= 1 / Cos C
= Sec C ... ;->

its easier to be a

Its Easier
To Be A Lover
Than
A Husband
For The Simple Reason
That
It Is More Difficult To Be
witty Everyday
Than To Say
Pretty Thing From
Time To Time... ;->

do not walk behind m

Do Not walk Behind Me

For I may Not Lead

Bo Not walk Ahead
Of Me

For I may Not Follow

Do Not walk Beside Me,
Either,

Just Leave Me Alone
Dammit ... ;->

shahrukh khan k ghar

Shahrukh Khan k ghar ka Fan bahot slow hai?
.
.
.
Guess? Kaise
.
.
kyu ki… usay
.
.
HAULE HAULE SE HAwA LAGTI HAI

vijaymy uncle knew

Vijay:My Uncle knew the exact
date of his death before 1 month...
Das:How is it???
Vijay:Judge told him the
date one month before...!!!

ghajani effect a b

Ghajani effect
"A Boy opens his tiffin box on the road"

y?

He wanted 2 check,
whether he was going to school or coming back.

a little girl whn as

A Little Girl whn Askd
Her Name wud
Rply-"I''m Mr. David''s
Daughter"
Her Mother Told Her
This was wrong. She
Must Say-"I''m Jenifer
David"
The Vicar Spoke 2 Her
In Sunday School &
Said-"Aren''t U Mr.
David''s Daughter ?"
wid Her Mom Standing
Just Away, She Rplied
"I Thought I was But
Mom Says I''m Not" ;->

true fact

T^r^u^e
F^a^c^t

Brain x Beauty x
Availability = Constant

And

This Constant Is
Always Zero ... ;->

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