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Question: Why do some teachers
wear sunglasses?
Answer: Because their
students are very bright! ;-)

teacher : 2 aisi cheezo k naam batao,
jinhe Nashte me nhi kha skte.

Sid: Sir, LUNCH AUR DINNER.!

hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya hai..

Ek pathan ka school main 7th class main new admision howa .

teacher.beta batao Allama iqbal koN hain?

Pathan.hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya hai..

Tae fer tusi nal dholki wajao

Mirasi ka bacha school dakhal ho gya

teacher ny kaha
2 ka pahara sunao?

Wo bola:

"Tae fer tusi nal dholki wajao". :-)}

Tum Badey Ho Kr Kia Karo Gy ?

teacher: Tum Badey
Ho Kr Kia Karo Gy ?

Student: Shaadi ..

teacher: nahi, Mera
Matlab Hy Kia Banogy ?

Student: Dulha ..

teacher: Oho .. I Mean
Badey Ho Kr Kia Hasil
Kro Gy ?

Student: Dulhan ..

teacher: Uffo .. Matlab
Aisa Kia Karo ge, Jo
Tum n e Pehly Kbhi
Nahi Kia >

student: Nikkah ... =P ;)

Btao ye konsa zamana hy?

teacher :Btao ye konsa zamana hy?

Main naha rha hon

Tum naha rhe ho

Wo naha rhi hy

Ham sab naha rhe hyn

STUDENT:sir, ye

BEGHAIRTI ka Zamana hy.

Altaf Hussain ki maa ki shadi

teacher: Woh koun sa event tha jo na hota to aj "KARACHI" khush hall hota... ?

Student:
Altaf Hussain ki maa ki shadi... ;->

"I WILL NEVER GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT"

A lady broke a signal & was presentd in front of judge
LADY: Ur honor plz let me go
i am a school teacher I am getting
late for my class

JUDGE: Ahaa so u r a teacher,
I have waited for this moment all my life,
now write down

"I WILL NEVER GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT"

5000 TIMES AND I WILL LET U GO ;->

sabaq phir parh0 Sadaqat ka

teacher:
sabaq phir parh0 Sadaqat ka Amanat ka Shujaat ka

pathan:
lo kar lo bat!
Apna yad hota nhi or sadaqat amanat aur shujaat ka bhi parhen.

"Qarz-e-Hasna kisay kehte hain"

teacher:

"Qarz-e-Hasna kisay kehte hain"?

Pathan:

"Jab Qarz denay wala paise wapis mangay, aur qarz Lene wala HANS day, to usay Qarz-e-Hasna kehte hen"!

main allama ki aulad hon

After the Announcement the final result of class, father asked his son.

Father: Beta Tumhara result Kesa Raha?
Son: Abbu, teacher ne kaha ke Zyada tar bachay fail hain.

Father: Beta Aapka Result kiya Aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo Dr uncle hai na unka beta bhi Fail ho gaya hai.

Fathar: Tumhara Result Kiya aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo mera Dost hai na jiske Papa Engineer hain na, woh bhi fai ho gaya hai.

Father: Abay Tu bata, Tera result Kiya aaya hai.

Pehle Insaan Ki Nationality Kya Thi?

teacher: Dunya K Pehle Insaan Ki Nationality Kya Thi?

Boy: Pakistani.

teacher: Woh Kese?

Boy: Uske Paas
Na Ghar Tha
Na Aata
Na Bijli
Na Cheeni

Phir Bhi Woh Zinda Tha. :-)

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