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teacher:
Mein Teri Maa Hoti To Mein Tujhe

2 Dino Me Sudhaar Deti...





Student:
Madam
Kal Tak Mein Apne Papa
Se Baat Kar Ke Bata Dunga.
Son: I Don''t Want To Go School Ma!
All The teachers Think I Am Stupid
&
The Kids Hate Me.

Mom:No!
U Should Go, Bcoz U R The




"Principal"
teacher: Hero Bhadur Hota Hai, Heroin

Khubsurat Hoti Hai, Tum Kia Banna Chahtey Ho?

Bhadur Ya Khubsurat?

Student: Dono, Yani..




"Heroinchi"
teacher: "YoU MiSsEd ScHoOl YeStErDaY DiDn''T YoU?"


StUdEnT: "No NoT EvEn A LiTtLe BiT."
... F A C T ...

teachers Are Those

Who Helps Us In
Resolving Problems

Which

Without Them



We Wouldn''t Have ... ;->
U
Know
Students
Ki
Kab
Eid
Hoti
Hai
















Jab teachers Chutti Karty Hain
Science teacher :
" Agar Koi Lari Behosh
Ho Jaye Tou Usay Kiss
Kro , Foran Theek Ho
Jayegi ... "

Student:
"Magar , Sir Usay Behosh
Kese Kia Jaye ..." ;->
teacher: ''Now Class,
Whatever I Ask, I Want
You All To Answer,
At Once...''
"how Much Is Two
Hundred Plus Two
Hundred ?"

Class: "At Once ..." ;-
teacher
" How Can We Stop
Milk From Getting Sour ? "

Little Jhonny
"Keep It In The Cow ..." ;->
teacher: Tm Class Me Ghada Kyn Le Aaye?

Studnt: Sir, Ap Ne Hi To Bola Tha

K Ap Ghade Ko B Insan Bana Dete Ho

So Mai Isi Lye Is K Le Aaya Hun. :-D
teacher : Hame Gariboon K Sath Hamesha Piyar K Sath Paish Ana Chahiye

Kid : Acha Ab Aya Samjh Main !!

teacher : Kya
teacher Female studant Se

Tabeydar Ka Jumla Banao..

Girl: Jhaphi Kut Ke Je Paven Ik Waar Gujraaa..

Sari Zindgi Rava Gi Tabeydar Gujraaaa....!!!