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A teacher asked

A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
My Father grows beans," said one student. "My father cooks beans," said
another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."

Teacher :Tomorrow

teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma''m! I will not be able to attend it.
teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so farr !!

A Kid Gets 0 Marks In Pape

A Kid Gets 0 Marks In Pape

Father Angrily Asks: What Is This......?

Kid Replies: Star Khattam Ho Gaye Thay To teacher Ne Planet Dene Shroo Ker Diye.....:)

Teacher: Bijli

teacher: Bijli (electricity) kahan se aati hai.?

Student: Mere mamo k ghar se..!

teacher: Kaise.?

Student: Jab bijli jati hai tu mere papa kehte hain "SAALON NE PHIR BIJLI BAND KARDI.."

Teacher to student:

teacher to student: "if your father earn $100,000 and give half of it to your mother,
what would she have?

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STUDENT: A Heart Attack....

Teacher- A ke baad kya aata hai..?

teacher- A ke baad kya aata hai..?

Student- A ke baad?....kya bolti tu!!!

Teacher: If u have

teacher: If u have 12 choclates and u give 4 each to reena, meena and teena what will u have
Student: Three new girlfriends.... ;->

Student To teacher :

Student To teacher : Kia Ye Sahi hai K Bache Qaum Ka Sarmaya Aur Qaum Ka Mstaqbil hain....???

teacher:Haan Bilkul....

Student: Tou Phir Hukumat Is K Izaafe Se Pareshaan Kion Hai.... ??? ;->

Teacher: everyone write your lover name in a paper../

teacher: everyone write your lover name in a paper../

After 2 seconds boys : Finished madem . .

After 10 minutes girls : Additional paper madem.../ :-D

Teacher to student

teacher to student: "if your father earn $100,000 and give half of it to your mother,
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STUDENT: A Heart Attack.... :-D

Teacher: Simon

teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother''s. Did you copy his?
Simon: No, teacher. It''s the same dog!

Question : What is the full-form of Maths?

Question : What is the full-form of Maths?

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Answer : Mentally Affected teachers Harassing Students.................. ;->

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