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Teacher : why are majority of south Indians dark in color ?

teacher : why are majority of south Indians dark in color ?
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Student: Because they watch Sun TV, Surya TV, Udaya TV without applying
sunscreen lotion

Teacher

teacher : Mein chahti hun ki tum jeewan me teji se aage badho..
Raaste ki rukavaton ko kuchal do...

Student : Toh saaf kahiye na ki aap humein blue line bus ka driver banana
chahti ho..

Teacher

teacher:woh dekho udhar sunder ladki khadi hai.
Isko PUNJABI me translate karo.
student:woh dekho saalo TODI BHABHI KHADI HA

Five year old girl

Five year old girl was asked by her teacher what does her father do???
The little girl replied, Whatever my Mom tells him to do...

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The math teacher

The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn''t paying attention in class.
She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"
Little Johnny quickly replied, "Cartoon Network, Ten Sports, Discovery Channel and Pogo!" . . . . ;->

Teacher:Whats ur name?

teacher:Whats ur name?
Boy:Tata Indicom
Techer:What can you read?
Boy:Hutch ka chota recharge sirf 10 rs me
teacher:apki life ka kya hoga?
Boy:Spice hai to life hai
teacher:Tum apni life mai karna kya chahte ho?
Boy:Kar lo dunia muthi me
teacher:Class se bahar chlay jao
Boy:Aisi aazadi aur kahaan?

Teacher :

teacher : How Do U Think Shakespare Wrote Such Master Peices ?

Student Slowly n Innocently Replies : Wid A Pencil Ma''am ;->

Teacher: What d

teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Manu: A teacher

How Was Your First Day At School .

Mother : How Was Your First Day At School . . . ? ? ?

Son : It Was All Right Except For Some Men Called "teacher"
Who Kept Spoiling All Our Fun . . . ;->

A sleeping lion is stronge

A sleeping lion
is stronger
than
A barking dog

SO a
sleeping
student
is better
than A
barking teacher

By-
Last bench association
let them BARK WE DONT CARE!

Teacher:

teacher: "George Washington Not Only Chopped Down His FAther''s Cherry Tree
But Also Admitted Doing It .
Now Do u Know Why His Father Didn''t Punish Him ? ? ?

Student: Because George Still Had The AXE In His Hand ! ! ! When He Confessed

During School Days

During School Days KARAN JOHAR Was D Class Representative.

One Day teacher Asked Him Wats D Strength Of D Class,

And He Replied

22 Girls,

33 Boys And Me"

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