teacher SMS Messages413 messages

Girlz college mai teacher ne kaha:
"Agar aap koi lafz 3 baar dohraenge tu woh aapka hojaye ga,,,,,"

Saari larkian kehne lagi...
"hAmY"
"hAmY"
"hAmY"

Silly Gurlz... ;->
Boy To teacher:

Mam I Love U .

Mam:Stupid I M Ur Mother ,

Boy Dailed A Number 4rm Mob & Said
"DAD I Have Done Ur Work,
Now Increase My Pocket Money"
teacher: Batao Wo Kon C Chiz Hai
Jo Tm Roz Dekh To Sakte
Ho Pr Torr Ni Sakte???




Student: Miss Aapka Mooun.......!! ;)
teacher: who is the father of ibn-e-sinna?
pathan soch mai gumm

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John Cena
When I Die, Bury Me
Deep

10 Feet Down As Far As
Leap

Place My Computer
Books On My Head

& Tell My teacher
I m Dead

Place My Chemistry
Books On My Chest

Tell My teacher How
I m At Rest

Place My Physics
Books On My Right
Hand

Tell My teacher
Nothing I Understand

Place My Pak.studies
Books On My Left

Tell My teacher
I Tried My Best

Also Tell Them Not
To Cry

Coz They Are Those
Who Made Me Die ...

Say No To Education ... ;->
teacher Punishing The
Student Coz He
Forgot His Home
Work
teacher Asked : Who Is
Ur Father ??

Student Put Out Mirror
From His Pocket &
Give It To teacher

teacher- Oh I Forgot .. ;->
teacher Punishing The
Student Coz He
Forgot His Home
Work
teacher Asked : Who Is
Ur Father ??

Student Put Out Mirror
From His Pocket &
Give It To teacher

teacher- Oh I Forgot .. ;->
teacher: Hume Garibon k
Sath pyar se paish aana chahiye.

Studnt: Acha ab me samjha.

teacher: kiya?

Studnt: PAPA aksar Nokrani ko galay Q lagatay hen..:->!
teacher : ALLAH ne ''''PAIT'''' q banaya hy.???

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Pathan :
SHALWAR bandhane k lye...:-D
teacher 2 chiLd!

Tum bohat badtamez ho gaye ho batao kya saza dun tumhen??



Child:
Wo larki jo 2nd last seat pe bathi hai us K Sath bahir nikal dain;-)
teacher: Is Dor Men Sab Se Bara Bewakuf Insan Kon Hota Hai?

Student: Wakeel..

teacher: Wo Kese ?

Student: Q K Itni Garmi Men Wo Hi Coat Pehanta Hai ;-)
teacher to student:
jo doosre ko apni baat na samjha sake woh gadha hota hai.....

Student:
Sir, kya Matlab main samjha nahi....??