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teacher punishing th

teacher Punishing The
Student Coz He
Forgot His Home
Work
teacher Asked : Who Is
Ur Father ??

Student Put Out Mirror
From His Pocket &
Give It To teacher

teacher- Oh I Forgot .. ;->

teacher hume garibo

teacher: Hume Garibon k
Sath pyar se paish aana chahiye.

Studnt: Acha ab me samjha.

teacher: kiya?

Studnt: PAPA aksar Nokrani ko galay Q lagatay hen..:->!

shalwar bandhane k lye

teacher : ALLAH ne ''''PAIT'''' q banaya hy.???

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Pathan :
SHALWAR bandhane k lye...:-D

teacher 2 child

teacher 2 chiLd!

Tum bohat badtamez ho gaye ho batao kya saza dun tumhen??

Child:
Wo larki jo 2nd last seat pe bathi hai us K Sath bahir nikal dain;-)

sab se bara bewakuf insan kon

teacher: Is Dor Men Sab Se Bara Bewakuf Insan Kon Hota Hai?

Student: Wakeel..

teacher: Wo Kese ?

Student: Q K Itni Garmi Men Wo Hi Coat Pehanta Hai ;-)

kya matlab main samjha nahi

teacher to student:
jo doosre ko apni baat na samjha sake woh gadha hota hai.....

Student:
Sir, kya Matlab main samjha nahi....??

students are very bright! ; )

Question: Why do some teachers
wear sunglasses?
Answer: Because their
students are very bright! ;-)

lunch aur dinner

teacher : 2 aisi cheezo k naam batao,
jinhe Nashte me nhi kha skte.

Sid: Sir, LUNCH AUR DINNER.!

batao allama iqbal kon hain?

Ek pathan ka school main 7th class main new admision howa .

teacher.beta batao Allama iqbal koN hain?

Pathan.hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya hai..

tae fer tusi nal dholki wajao

Mirasi ka bacha school dakhal ho gya

teacher ny kaha
2 ka pahara sunao?

Wo bola:

"Tae fer tusi nal dholki wajao". :-)}

tum badey ho kr kia karo gy ?

teacher: Tum Badey
Ho Kr Kia Karo Gy ?

Student: Shaadi ..

teacher: nahi, Mera
Matlab Hy Kia Banogy ?

Student: Dulha ..

teacher: Oho .. I Mean
Badey Ho Kr Kia Hasil
Kro Gy ?

Student: Dulhan ..

teacher: Uffo .. Matlab
Aisa Kia Karo ge, Jo
Tum n e Pehly Kbhi
Nahi Kia >

student: Nikkah ... =P ;)

btao ye konsa zamana hy?

teacher :Btao ye konsa zamana hy?

Main naha rha hon

Tum naha rhe ho

Wo naha rhi hy

Ham sab naha rhe hyn

STUDENT:sir, ye

BEGHAIRTI ka Zamana hy.

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