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teacher: Did You Father Help

You With Your Homework?

Student: No,

He Did It All By Himself

teacher: "U R Late Today.

School 7 Bajay Lag Jata Hai,

Aur Tum Ab Arahe Ho ?"

Student: Sir Aap Meri Fikar Na

Kiya Karein,

School Shuru Karwa Diya Karein.

A HINDI Teacher

A HINDI teacher Once Said In Her Class:

"Open The Doors Of

The Window And

Let The Atmosphere Come In"

Paani Ke Bina Hum Kaise Marenge?

teacher: Paani Ke Bina Hum Kaise Marenge?

Student: Paani Nahi Toh

Hum Swim Kaise Karenge

Aur Swim Nahi

Kiya Toh Doob Jayenge...

Teacher To Pathan :

teacher To Pathan :

"Agar-Batti" Ka Jumla Banao ...

Pathan:

Agar Batti Chali Jaye Tou Andhera Ho Jata Hy ... ;->

Wo 3 Lafz Batao Jo

teacher: Wo 3 Lafz Batao Jo

Sab Se Zyada Boley Jatey Hain?

Student: Mujhe Nahi Pata.

teacher: Shabash, Baith Jao..!

Teacher: Water Ka Formula Batao.

teacher: Water Ka Formula Batao.
Studnt:
H2 Mgcl Nacl HNO3O.
teacher: Yeh Kia Hai.
Student: Sir Ye Karachi Ka Pani Hai.. :-D

sTuDeNt:MiSs

sTuDeNt:MiSs aP nE kAL MuJhE caLL KyOn Ki tHi kYa KaM tHa MuJh Se?

teacher:Mai Ne To Koi CaLL NaHi Ki

StuDnT:tO pHir mErE mObiLe pE KyOn LiKhA ThA 1 MisS caLL

TeAcHeR:

teacher:
bAtAo sAaL MaI kItNe MoSaM HotE HaIn

StUdEnT:
4 MoSaM

teacher:
koN koNsE

StUdEnT
1.HaRtAl
2.ElEcTi0n
3.ExAmS
4.HaNgAmAy

Pappu: Teacher,

Pappu: teacher, Can I Go To The Bathroom?
teacher: Pappu, "May" I Go To The Bathroom?

Pappu: But I Asked 1st.

Student: DUBUK

teacher :Do U Know How Titanic Sunk ???

Student: DUBUK

DUBUK

DUBUK

DUBUK

GULUM

GULUL

PICHIK ... ;->

Teacher:Agr Koi Insaan 1986 Me Peda Hua

teacher:Agr Koi Insaan 1986 Me Peda Hua

Ho To Ab Us Ki Age Kya Ho Gi?

Student:Pehlay Ye To Btain K

Ye Insan Orat Hai Ya Mard?

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