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Teacher:Ramu,Pani Ke

teacher:Ramu,Pani Ke Bina Hum Kaise Marenge...???
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Ramu:Pani Nahi To Hum

Swim Kaise Karenge

Aur Swim Nahi Kiya To Doob Jayenge...!!!

Teacher:Aam K Aam Ghutlion

teacher:Aam K Aam Ghutlion K Daam Ka Kya Matlab Hay?
Studnt:Imran Hashmi.
Teachr:Wo Kaisay
Studnt:Wo Paisay B Lay Laita Hay Or Pappian B.

Teacher :

teacher : Bacho''n Dunya Main Insaan K Liye
Koi Kaam Mushkil nahi Hai ... !!!

Ek Student Bola: Madam Toothpaste Ki Tube Main
Toothpaste Wapis Daal Ker Dikhaye''n ... ;->

science k teacher kehtey

science k teacher kehtey hein k dil aur dimagh mil kar jism ka nizam challatey hein,

Urdu k teacher kehtey hein k dil aur dimagh mukhtalif hotey hein,dimagh kuch aur kehta hai aur dil kuch aur,

So students mein nein hal dhoond liya hai,

"Aayo apney apney dil kissi ko dey aayein phir khali dimagh k saath study karein ghey"

Teacher to Students

teacher to Students" Students agar app koi kaam kar rahey hon aur wo app k liye achcha ho to jo chahey ho jaye uss par qayam raho"

"Oh I have found the reason why boys keep on teasing girls"

Teacher:Tum School Kisliye Aate Ho?

teacher:Tum School Kisliye Aate Ho?

Stud:Vidya K Liye Sir.

teacher:To Phir Tum

Class Mein So Kyu Rahe Ho?

Stdnt:Aaj Vidya Nahi Aai Isliye

Teacher:Tum School Kisliye Aate Ho?

teacher:Tum School Kisliye Aate Ho?

Stud:Vidya K Liye Sir.

teacher:To Phir Tum

Class Mein So Kyu Rahe Ho?

Stdnt:Aaj Vidya Nahi Aai Isliye

Teacher: "

teacher: "Johnny, Im Glad To See Your Writing Has Improved."

Johnny: "Thank You"

teacher: "Now, Finally,

I Can See How Bad Your Spellings Are!!!"

Teacher:Who Was The 1st Man?

teacher:Who Was The 1st Man?

Student:Adam.

teacher:N The 1st Woman?

Student: Umm..Madam.

Mom: Roohi Kyu Ro Rahi Ho?

Mom: Roohi Kyu Ro Rahi Ho?
Poohi: teacher Ne Mara.
Mom: Kyu?

Roohi:Maine Usko Murghi Kaha Kyuki Usne Mujhe Test Mein Anda Diya...

Teacher :

teacher : Studnt Ko Doodh K Faiday Batate Hoe Bolaa..

6 Cheezon K Nam Batao Jin Me Doodh Hota Hai

Studnt : Kheer, Custrd Aur 4 Bhains

Teacher:

teacher:
ITFAQ Ko Jumle Main Istamal Kro...,

Student:
Mere ABU & AMI
Ke "SHADI" ITFAQ Se Aik He
Din Hvi...... :-D

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