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eXams are there,

eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!

3 sardar after exam

3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.

2nd: Main bhi!

3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p

Teacher: How Do You Differentiate

teacher: How Do You Differentiate
"WIFE" & "MOTHER"

SANTA:
Before Marriage We Sleep With "MOTHER"
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With
Our
"WIFE

Teacher 2 Santa

teacher 2 Santa : Wht Iz Ur Father Name?
Santa : "Google Singh"
teacher: Y 2 Strange?
Santa : Saala Hr Waqt Mujhay Dhondta Jo Rehta Hai.

1 srdar ji khali katori

1 srdar ji khali katori mein roti dubo k kha raha tha
Waiter ne dkha to pucha: Ap kia kr rhe hain?
Srdrji: Me maths ka teacher hu, Mene daal suppose ki hui hai!

''Teacher: Agar tm

''teacher: Agar tm apny Ami ko "MUM" kho to
Ami say bari Khala
or choti Khala ko kya kho gay?

Sardar: Kafi der sochny kay bad
Bari ko
"MAXIMUM"

or,

Choti ko "MINIMUM"''

''Girl to Teacher: Ye Pyar kya Hota Hai?

''Girl to teacher: Ye Pyar kya Hota Hai?

teacher: Jab Tum Barri ho kar Achi Bachi Banogi to Tumhai 1 pyar karne wala mile ga.

Girl: Agar Achi na Bani to?

teacher: To Bohat Saray Milenge.''

''Teacher: Shoaib Akhtar is Male or Female?

''teacher: Shoaib Akhtar is Male or Female?

Student: Female

teacher: How?

Student: Just now C commentator said, "A Beautiful delivery by Shoaib Akhtar.''

''After the Announcement

''After the Announcement the final result of class, father asked his son.
Father: Beta Tumhara result Kesa Raha?
Son: Abbu, teacher ne kaha ke Zyada tar bachay fail hain.
Father: Beta Aapka Result kiya Aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo Dr uncle hai na unka beta bhi Fail ho gaya hai.
Fathar: Tumhara Result Kiya aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo mera Dost hai na jiske Papa Engineer hain na, woh bhi fai ho gaya hai.
Father: Abay Tu bata, Tera result Kiya aaya hai.
Son: Mai kiya Allama ki Aulaad hon jo pass ho jaonga.''

''Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher

''Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”

teacher replied ” NO Never!!”

Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.''

''Teacher: Tell Me Your Name in English.

''teacher: Tell Me Your Name in English.

Student (After 2 Mins): "Age Long Oven"

teacher: Iska Kya Matlab Hai?

Student: Umar Daraaz Bhatti. :-)

''Teacher: T

''teacher: Translate This Punjabi Sentence Into English

Ethay Tey Anni pai Hoi Aye.

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Sardar:
A Blind Girl Is Sleeping Here..

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