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larki phansani ati hai?

# Pathan: Larki Phansani Aati Hai?
Sardar: Nahi
Pahtan: Bara Aasan Hai, Ek Kaghaz Lo, Uspe Love Letter Likho,
Us Ka Jahaz Banao, Class Main Urra Do.

teacher Puche To Larki Ka Naam Laga Dena.
Phans Gai Larki.:-P

Height Of Common Sense

..!!Height Of Common Sense..!!

teacher:
Jab Bijli Chamkti Hai To
Hum Ko Roshni Pehley Or
Awaz Baad Mein Q Aati Hai?

Pathan:
Q K Hmari Ankhein Agey Hain
Or Kaan Peechey..=P:-D

teacher to pathan

teacher 2 Pathan:
Jis Aadmi Ko Sunai Na De Usy English Main Kya Kahain Ge?

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Pathan: Jo Marzi Keh Do..
Usko Konsa Kuch Sunai Dega...;-)=D

Height of dedication

Height of dedication

Papu 5 mint ma paper chor k chla gya
teacher:kya hoa paper nhi aata?

Papu:wo bat nhi hai.
Mujhe aglay paper ki tyari karni hai... =P ;->

OHM law

teacher: Ohm's law sunao.

student: Pura tu nae aata bs akhir se aata hai. . .

teacher: Chalo shabash woe suna do.

Student: "That is called Ohm's Law" :-)

murghi ke bache

Ek hi colour ka dress pehn kr hum sb lgte they kitne ache

School lgta tha poultry farm
Aur hum sb murghi k bachay

Mjhko smjh na aya aj tak teacher ka ye funda..

Humein bana deti thi murgha or khud copy pe deti thi anda..

papa

teacher ne 1 chote bache se pucha tumhare papa ka nam kya hai ?
Child - abhi nam nhi rakha hai . Pyar se papa papa kehta hu.........

pappu

teacher to papu: tumhare Papa kya karte hai?
Pappu:
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Jo meri Mummy Kahti hai

papa and nukrani

teacher: hamein garibon ke Sath Pyar se pesh aana chaiye
Student:Ab Mein Samjha Ki papa Aksar Naukrani ko gale Q lagte hai

santa

teacher: Tum Bade Hokar Kya karoge?
Santa: Shadi
teacher:- Nahi mera Matlab h kya Banoge?
Santa-Dulha
teacher:-I means Bade Hokar kya hasil karna hai
Santa- Dulhan

seedhi baat

teacher- Batao Kutta Puch Q Hilata Hai..?

Student- Q ki Puch Me Itni Takat Nhi Hoti K Wo Kutte Ko Hila Sake..

Seedhi Baat,No Bakvas

study

A BoY tOOk A BooK FrM HIs ShElf To Study Alll the Other bUks fell On him...

mOral Zara sI Over ActIng Apkki Jaan bhI Le sAkTi Hai...
tAmAm kItabein aPni pOhanch se dOOr rakhe aur tabiyat kharab hOne per teacher se RuJou kaRe...
A PUblic Service msg fRm
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