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ishaq di gali vich no entry

teacher : Ek Aisa Sentense
Batao Jis Mein URDU , HINDI ,
PUNJABI Aur ENGLISH Ka Sahi
Use Hua Ho
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SANTA : ISHAQ DI GALI VICH
NO ENTRY .... =P =D

teacher

English teacher:

"Wo larki sab larkon se hans kar baat karti hai."

Batao iss sentence main larki kya hai??

Sardar: "Sir larki 2 number hai.. :-D

"MUJHE NAHI PATA"

teacher: MJHE WO TEEN ALFAAZ BTAO JO CLASS ME SAB SE ZIADA BOLAY JATE HAIN..
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STUDENT: MUJHE NAHI PATA
teacher: SHABASH BAITH JAO...!

Father:P

Lady On Fone
Hi Sir, I want To Meet & Talk To u.
U Are The father Of 1 Of My Kids.

Man Stunnd,Omg!
... R U Riya
No

Anu?
No

Pari?
No
Jasi?
No

Lady in confusion

No Sir I am The Class teacher
Of Ur Son :P :D

Best Listener

? Mom = Best Friend + Best Listener + Best Fan! ?

? Dad = Best Hero + Best teacher + Best Supporter! ?

'Like' If Agree

confusing day in America?

teacher to Sardar : Which is the most confusing day in America?
Sardar: Thinking....... and Answere Fathers day!

student

chill man = teacher to Student:
How many Planets are there ???

Student:
Mars, Venus, Jupitar.....

teacher:
Aur Sunaaoo ???

Student:
Buss fitt,,, Aap Sunaao ??? !! =P =D

teacher

teacher: Urdu mein translate karo,
"Dear look at that girl.. She is beautiful"

Student:

"jani !!! Bacchi to dekh ...
Tabahi hy tabahi....

traffic rules

A student was asked to write a signboard 4 da traffic rules near school

He wrote: drive carefully so not kill the students

wait for the teachers

Latest Versions of Java

Computer teacher to sardar:What are the three latest versions of java ?

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MarJava,MitJava,LutJava...

Maths Teacher Asks

Maths teacher Asks A Boy What Are 2,4,10,17?
The Boy Replies
They Are HBO, ZOOM, SONY And POGO... ;->

Pathan Ne M.A mai 1st Position

Pathan Ne M.A mai 1st Position Li:

teacher ne pocha: Ab Agay Kya Karne Ka Irada Hai?

Pathan:

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Bachpan Se Shoq Tha
K
CHOWKIDARI Karon.

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