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Teacher says to student, In Algebra

teacher says to student, In Algebra
A=B
&
B=C.
It means A=C.

Now give relevant example.
Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter,
It means that I love your daughter

A very old lady teacher of English ask this question with the class:

A very old lady teacher of English
ask this question with the class:

When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it?

One pupil answered: Its the past tense of course.

Impact of Movies:

Impact of Movies:

teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

1st ever intelligent sardar.

1st ever intelligent sardar.

teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?

sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)

Teacher.

teacher. Bachon wada kro cigrett shrab nahi pioge.
bachey:nahi pienge.
teacher:larkio ka pecha nahi karoge
bachey:nahi karnge
teacher:un pr awazen nahi kaso ge.
bachey: nahi kasenge.
teacher: apni zindagi watan pr qurban karoge.
bachey: karenge,asi zindgi ka karna bhi kia he.

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”

teacher replied ” NO Never!!”

Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.

Teacher: Johny, if your father earned

teacher: Johny,
if your father earned $100,000
and gave half of it to your mother,
what would she have?

Little johny: A heart a attack!

Sweetest xcuse

Sweetest xcuse

A kid gets 0 marks in a paper.Father angrily says wat is this?
Kid replies: teacher k pas Star khatam ho gay to Planet dene shuro kardiye..

Teacher asks girl,

teacher asks girl,
"Which human body part expands 10 times its normal size?"

Girl: I can''t answer this question, I feel shy!

teacher then asks a boy.

Boy: Its the Pupil of human eye.

teacher: Right!

Then turns to the girl,
"Listen girl,
Ur thinking is wrong,
&
Ur expectations r too high"!!;-)

Teacher: Aesi

teacher: Aesi jga ka nam btao jise bnaya to admi ne hy lakin phir b wo wahan nhi ja skta?

Student kafi dair sochne k bad bola:

Ladies toilet

Teacher: Humien

teacher: Humien Garibon k Saath Pyar se Paish Aana Chahiye.
Boy: Acha Ab Samajh me Aaya.
teacher: Kya?
Boy: Yehi k Papa Aksar Maasi ko Galay Kyun Lagatay hain.

teacher, s

teacher, student se jo cheez tumhe tang ya

pareeshan karn use apne pas bhi na bhatakne do.

Student, chal beta sub se pehle to tu aage peache ho.

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