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saas hovay tay changi hovay

Arz Kya Hai:

saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay.

Ghor Kijiye Ga.

saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay

Nahi Tay.

Photo Deewar Tay Tangi Hovay. :-) saas hovay tay changi hovay

Arz Kya Hai:

saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay.

Ghor Kijiye Ga.

saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay

Nahi Tay.

Photo Deewar Tay Tangi Hovay. :-)

william innocent nargis

Larky ki Izzat Mitti Main Mil Jati Hai,
Jab Koi Larki Usey sar-e-Aam Tamacha Maar dey.

Magar Ladki ki Izzat Aur Nazuk Hoti Hai.
Uske Liye sar-e-Aam Chumna Kaafi Hai!

~William Innocent Nargis.

jhooti dunya kahan ja rahi hai

Najanay Ye Jhooti Dunya Kahan Ja Rahi Hai.

Wah Wah!

Najanay Ye Jhooti Dunya Kahan Ja Rahi Hai.

Khud Paad Maar K Kehte Hain,
Ye Badbu Kahan se Aarahi Hai. :-)

larkian bhi masjid me namaz parhne ati

Agar Larkian BHi Masjid me namaz ParHne ati
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To sub LaRke 5 waqt namazi Hote . .=P;-)

(Bolo Hote na)

human beings r soluble in water

A man jumped into the sea n never came out.
2nd man also jumped in,

he ws drowned too.
Panjabi scientist wrote da conclusion:

Human beings r soluble in water.!

dada ye to us se b udham hai

Boy:
Tere lye mere dil mai thora thora gham hai...

Girl: Aagay?

Boy: Lekin jb teri behan ko dekha to dil ne kaha

"DaDa Ye To Us se B Udham Hai"... =P ;->

mat nikalo mera janaza uski gali se

Mat Nikalo Mera Janaza Uski Gali se "pAppu"
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Warna Uska Baap Kahega..
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sala Marte Marte B Ek Chakar Laga Gaya... ;->

why u r so intelligent?

"Think"
Why u r so sweet?
Why u r so intelligent?
Why u r so innocent?
Why u r so lucky?

Ab hum se salaam duaa ka kuch tu asar ho ga na ... =P ;->

sony tv ki cid team

Pakistan investigatios aur scotland
Yard ki nakami k baad Banazir Bhutto
murder case ab sony t.v ki CID team
ko de dia gaya hy,

Umeed hy k
Ab ye case ek ghante mein hal ho jaye ga ... ;->

arrange marriage vs love marriage

Arrange Marriage:

5,00,000 shadi Par.

1,00,000 Haq Meher.
Aur
shadi ki Muktalf Rasmon Pe Rs.50,000

shadi k 3 Dino Ka Khrcha Rs.6,50,000

Yani shadi k 1 Din ka Kharcha Rs.216666.6667

1 Ghantay ka Rs.9027.77778

Or 1 Minute ka Rs.150.462963

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Ufff! Tauba Tauba.

Love Marriage:

sirf 120 Rupay Ka stamp Paper.

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A Massege From: The students Of Accounting & Finance.

Invest at Your Own Risk.

3 lessons form 3 idiots movie

3 Lessons Form "3 Idiots" Movie:

1. Do Any Work With Passion and Choice.

2. Believe in Yourself.

3. Always Have One Idiot Friend Like You! :-)

ye pakistan nhi chaand ka tukra hy

Dunya Chaand pr jane k liye Be-taab hy
Hum Khush-naseeb hyn k Zameen pr rehty huey Chaand pr hyn

Ye PAKIsTAN nhi
CHAAND ka tukra hy

Aur Chaand pr na Light hoti hy,
na Paani, na Gas,
na Aata, na Cheeni,
so plz no tension,
Enjoy your life on Moon ... ;->

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