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Laila ne majno ko ek darakht k peechy dekha
or kaha tum majno ho? Wo
bola haan
Phir usko deevar k peechey dekha or kaha tum majno ho?
Wo bola haan
Phir usko ek darwaze k peecha dekha or kaha tum majno ho? Wo
bola abey haan ab mootne de gi ya nahi? =P ;)


Man and Woman -The ''eternal'' truth?



The (eternal) Man: Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?

The (eternal) Woman: No silly boy! I''d love you no matter who left you the money.


Moral: The eternal truth between man and woman.


Jab se sardi ki Hui Hai Pehli Baarish,

Jism main Muslasal ho gai Hai Kharish,

Kuch Machcharon, Khatmaloon ki Bhi Hai Wajah,

Begum ne Bistra Alag Karney Ki, kee Hai Guzarish. :-)

Bhar k Aakho Mai Khumar


Jadu Nagri se Aaya Hai


Tera Humsafar

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Larki ko Propose Karnay ka sharifana Tareeqa:

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Main Tumhare sath HAJJ Karna Chahta Hoon. :-)


GOLDEN WORDs

Jo shaks eid k baad apne dosto
ko treat deta ha,

us ko chand jesi Dhulhan milti hai...

-William Mufta

Lo G mera 1 or sher Arz hai

Idhar B ''situm'' ho Gaya hai


Udher B ''situm'' ho Gaya hai


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Message Delete kardo, sher khatam ho gaya hai.;-)


Man: Yaar Mujhe safar Main Neend Nahi Aati Hai.

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Pathan: To Tum Rabi-ul-Awal Main so Jaya Karo. :-)


How do u find Avogadro''s no?









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Kon Kehta Hai Tum Bewafa Ho.

Ye Aur Baat Hai Humse Khafa Ho.

Humko Pyaar Hai sirf Tum se.



Agar Tumko Nahi To Dafa Ho. :-)


081209

Guess What is This?

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Abay Aaj Ki Date Hai.
AKHROT! :-)

suna Hai Aapki Muskurahat Pe Har Kio Marta Hai.

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Zara Time Nikaal Kar Aana To.

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Ek Chooha Maarna Hai. :-P