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~T h O u G h T
P r O v O k I n G~


After
T u e s d a y .......



Week Itself says .......



W T F ....... =P ;->

s t r a n g e

Ever Notice
That Even The Busiest
People
Are Never Too Busy
To Tell You Just

How Busy They
Are .... !!! ;->

1 pagal dusre pagal se (maiyusi k sath):

sab log hamen pagal kyun kehte hain?

Dusra pagal:
Tu dafa kar yaar. Yeh le lemo ki lassi pi....!:p

There are many brave men who are adventurous and are never afraid to fight..

some join Pakistan army, others get married ... ;->

=PUre NeWz =



1 Chohay Ne Aik Pora suit Kutr K Kha Lia Magr Wo pHr bHi Bhok se Mar gYa,



Q k





Wo sUit



MaLika sharwat

Ka tha...>>!


Pathan namaz parhnay gya 0r 2 bar wazoo kia..
kisi ny pocha khan sahab aap ny 2 bar wozu kyo kia hai?
pathan ny jawab diya:agr 1 toot gya to dosra kam ayega ;->

Dost tere bager ik pal na reh paonga,

Bus dil men ek hasrat liye mar jaonga,

Mat rona mere marne par a dost,

Mar k bhi tere liye biryani chor
jaonga... ;->

Mulk e aziz ki salamti k liye student ko
1 hafta kya?
Aik saal b ghar ma bhetna paray tou
b is qurbani k liye hum tayyar hain
From,
NALAIQ sTUDENTs ORGANIZATION.

Tickt chkr; "bachy ka tckt half nai pora hoga,
iske umer 12 se zeada hai"

fadr angrly; "iske umer 12 se zeada kese hoskte hai? 12 sal tou mere shadi ko hue hain"

t.C; "me yahan ticket chk krne aya hun,
gunahon ka aeteraf sunne nai..." =P ;->

New scheme of school and college holidays

summer vacations



Eid holidays



Winter holidays


And neW season of holidays
TALIBAN HOLIDAYs.:-D;-)

Abba ne beti ko Date marty hue pakar lia.

Bap beti se:Tumne khandan ki izzat pr daag laga dia.

Beti muskaraty hue: Daag tu chala jayega ye waqt phr nae ayega.

Duniya ki wo konsi Company Jo duaon
pe nahi balke
bad-duaon pe chal rahi hai?



Ji haan aapne bilkul shi
gues kiya


Ye aizaz sirf K.E.s.C / WAPDA ko hasil hai. ;->